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HeaRToFNiGhT



Joined: 01 Oct 2003
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Location: Dubai

PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 12:32 am    Post subject: Sad King :-( Reply with quote

Once upon a time
There lived a king. The King had a
beautiful daughter, the Princess.






But the kingdom was a sad place.
There was no laughter, and no joy.
The problem was, that
everything the Princess touched would melt.
No matter what, metal, wood,
plastic...anything she touched would melt!!
Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired.
What could he do to help his
beautiful daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians.







One wizard told the king, "If your
daughter touches one thing that
does not melt in her hands, she
will be cured."

The King was overjoyed. The next
day, he held a competition. Any man
who could bring his daughter an
object that would not melt at her
touch, would marry her and inherit
the King's wealth.

Three young princes took up the challenge.







The first Prince brought a very hard
alloy of titanium.
When the Princess touched it, it
melted. The Prince went away sadly.

The second Prince brought a huge
diamond, thinking that diamond is
the hardest substance in the world
and will not melt.





But, alas, once the Princess touched
it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.
The third Prince approached. He
told the Princess, "Put your hand
in my pocket and feel what is in there."
The Princess did as she was told,
though she turned red.



She felt something hard. She held
it in her hand...and it did not melt!!








The King was overjoyed!
Everybody in the kingdom was
overjoyed!

And the third Prince married the
Princess and the both lived
happily ever after.


The question is?!?!?!?

What WAS the object in the Prince's pocket???

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They were M&M's, of course.
THEY melt in your MOUTH,
NOT in your HAND!!


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Giggler



Joined: 20 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Razz Razz Razz Razz Laughing Laughing Laughing


COOL Story Very Happy
Very funny, from where did you get it?
Bye
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emirates soul



Joined: 04 Oct 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

marvelous........
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hani



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hi

Arrow this way yes directly ................down please.....

Arrow . . .

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funny story
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alex_007



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

does M&M's means " Pennis" ? thanks for your answer !
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Willow



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smile Smile Smile

What's a funny story this is Exclamation

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a wonderful story it is as an advertisment for M&M sweat Laughing
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