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DARK IN HeRe !!!

 
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shadowman



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:15 am    Post subject: DARK IN HeRe !!! Reply with quote

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknowing that her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.


Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250



In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.



Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."



A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab our glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't ! I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says,"$1,000."The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."



They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.



The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that *beep* again." Mad Mad
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Green ohmygod
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanx ad-miral for ur cute reply Laughing

c u in new one Shocked

take care Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thank you shadowman Laughing
There are many beautiful girls in Germany, and it's dark in here now... Laughing Laughing Laughing Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green
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