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RedRose
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 Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:03 pm Post subject: Some signs that Beancurdturtle is turned on |
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Guys, since you have fun with this affair, and Turtle sometimes denies it. I will give you guys some conversations happening between me and turtle on MSN, see who is more turned on.
conversation one
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RedRose: Turtle, nice to meet you here. I just got disconnected. Sometimes MSN works like sh-it!
Turtle: Yeah, that happens. MSN sucks.
RedRose: I heard that Bill Gate is responsible for MSN, maybe someday I will go to US to give Bill Gates a big F-uck.
Turtle: Don't give it to Bill Gates, give me one instead.
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conversation two
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Turtle: where have you been?
RedRose: work and work, nothing else. what are you doing right now?
Turtle: browsing the home page of playboy. dear God! so many hot chickens here! the world is so beautiful because of these hot girls!
RedRose: why can you not do anything else but seeing hot chickens?
Turtle: what? are you kidding? without watching hot girls, I couldn't start my day at all! everyone has some hobbies, so do I.
RedRose: oh, I understand, is that your only hobby?
Turtle: you can say that again. you also can say that's also my job 
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Ok, guys, above are some conversations between me and turtle. now you can make your comments |
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beancurdturtle
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:05 am Post subject: |
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Ummm...
Who is this Turtle person? I am BeancurdTurtle - not Turtle. He's not as special as me.
He needs a little coaching in innuendo.
"Don't give it to Bill Gates, give me one instead." should be, "No baby, don't do Bill - do me."
And why does he like the large, fleshy, blond, American girls on Playboy? He should prefer the lovely Asian and Latin American girls like me. Black hair and brown eyes are the best.
What a boring life if Turtle's only hobby and job is watching chickens. He has to sit in a barnyard all day to watch chickens.
I have a job, play Irish Whistle, play Djembe, record live music, practice a little Mandarin, cook great food, play on the Internet, do things with my son, and if I have time I can check out the chicks. Now that's not boring.
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RedRose
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:42 am Post subject: |
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Turtle, I thought I had known you very much, actually, I was wrong. you are living a colorful life.
After reading your reply, I am turned on  |
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hoshi
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
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Location: At the best place of your dreams :D Loveland
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:37 am Post subject: Re: Some signs that Beancurdturtle is turned on |
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| RedRose wrote: |
conversation one
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RedRose: I heard that Bill Gate is responsible for MSN, maybe someday I will go to US to give Bill Gates a big F-uck.
Turtle: Don't give it to Bill Gates, give me one instead. |
hoshi: 
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conversation two
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RedRose: what are you doing right now?
Turtle: browsing the home page of playboy. dear God! so many hot chickens here! the world is so beautiful because of these hot girls!
RedRose: why can you not do anything else but seeing hot chickens?
Turtle: what? are you kidding? without watching hot girls, I couldn't start my day at all! everyone has some hobbies, so do I.
RedRose: oh, I understand, is that your only hobby?
Turtle: you can say that again. you also can say that's also my job |
hoshi: Someone is loosing reputation
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DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME CHICKENS!!! HOT STUFF.
YOU CAN ONLY CLICK HERE IF YOU HAVE SEEN THE FIRST LINK!!! IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 YOU CAN NOT ACCESS THIS PIC!!! 'cause this are real chickens and very hot!!!
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beancurdturtle
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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Whoah!
Now that's some HOT Chickens baby!
Woohoo!
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�Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.�
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hoshi
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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| beancurdturtle wrote: |
Whoah!
Now that's some HOT Chickens baby!
Woohoo! |
I have caught you!
the curiosity killed the cat right?
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RedRose
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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| wow! that's real chickens! I am totally turned on by those hot chickens! |
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beancurdturtle
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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| hoshi wrote: |
I have caught you!
the curiosity killed the cat right? |
Haha! I could tell by the link what it was going to be. But it was good for a laugh.
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RedRose
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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| beancurdturtle wrote: |
Haha! I could tell by the link what it was going to be. But it was good for a laugh. |
and hunger physically and mentally  |
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garfield_jesse
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beancurdturtle
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:49 pm Post subject: Re: Some signs that Beancurdturtle is turned on |
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I'm 24 now. Tell me does anything interesting? I'm not curious about this link |
The first link is to a photo of two beautiful chicks. The second link is to a photo of 3 hot bodies with large, and very hot bre@sts.
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RedRose
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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I can just open the first link! and I failed to open the second link! Maybe the authorities have blocked the second link. I guess, that's because there are huge boobs on it.
However, I am desperately curious!! Turtle, would you please send me this picture of the second link by email? Now the curiosity is killing me!!  |
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beancurdturtle
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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Here it is:
Glorious, no?
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RedRose
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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Not this one!!! I could see this one!!!
I mean, the one with huge boobs on it! would you please show that one? |
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Lorikeet
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| He didn't say boobs. He said bre@sts.... chicken bre@sts |
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