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What's the silliest question you've heard ever?
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:57 pm    Post subject: What's the silliest question you've heard ever? Reply with quote

What's that? have you even heard someone ask you a very silly question that impressed you most?
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:25 pm    Post subject: Re: What's the silliest question you've heard ever? Reply with quote

RedRose wrote:
What's that? have you even heard someone ask you a very silly question that impressed you most?


yeah... Always...

They asked me why i was smoking... It is a habit and always they ask Mad
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:38 pm    Post subject: Re: What's the silliest question you've heard ever? Reply with quote

TommyParker wrote:
yeah... Always...

They asked me why i was smoking... It is a habit and always they ask Mad

That's not a silly question. because there is an answer for this question.

You can answer this question like this:"why am I smoking? simply because I feel all high and pleased when doing it Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2007 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will always remember the three more stupid questions I've been ever asked. They all were asked on the same day.

July 4th, 2001. I was in Long Island, New York, celebrating Independence Day with my host family.

Questions they asked me:

- Have you ever eaten hamburguers before?
- Do you also celebrate the 4h of July in your country?
-Have you ever seen fireworks before?
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2007 5:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The silliest question I've heard is:

what's the meaning of life?

The second silliest question is: Do you love me?
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2007 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dixie wrote:
I will always remember the three more stupid questions I've been ever asked. They all were asked on the same day.

July 4th, 2001. I was in Long Island, New York, celebrating Independence Day with my host family.

Questions they asked me:

- Have you ever eaten hamburguers before?
- Do you also celebrate the 4h of July in your country?
-Have you ever seen fireworks before
?


Haha!

For #1and#3: who did they think you were? Primitive human? Question Razz
For #2: who did they think they were? ET? all human beings on the earth have to celebrate their independent day?
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Hardi



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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2007 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's the silliest question you've heard ever? Twisted Evil
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Dixie



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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedRose wrote:


For #2: who did they think they were? ET? all human beings on the earth have to celebrate their independent day?


No, they thought all the world celebrated the independence of the US Laughing
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dixie wrote:
RedRose wrote:


For #2: who did they think they were? ET? all human beings on the earth have to celebrate their independent day?


No, they thought all the world celebrated the independence of the US :lol:


They're narcissistic and conceited and stupid Laughing

PS: I learned the word narcissistic from Turtle, and this's the only decent word I learned from him. I like this word. other words I've learned from turtle are lascivious, pornographic, ruttish, slutty, erotologist,polygamy...suchlike.

I couldn't thank him more.
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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedRose wrote:
They're narcissistic and conceited and stupid Laughing

PS: I learned the word narcissistic from Turtle, and this's the only decent word I learned from him. I like this word. other words I've learned from turtle are lascivious, pornographic, ruttish, slutty, erotologist,polygamy...suchlike.

I couldn't thank him more.

Actually dear, you must thank your many other Internet boyfriends for most of these words. "Ruttish, slutty, erotologist, and polygamy" you did not learn from me.

I tend to turn my attention on the exotic, rather than the base, erotic experiences. "Ruttish" and "slutty" are common and base.

Eroticism comes in many flavors - give me dark, pure, bittersweet chocolate. Leave the Hershey's milk chocolate to the unadventurous and uninitiated.

Smile
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's going on? this thread was originally about what's the silliest question, how come it has degenerated from a decent topic to a dirty one AGAIN?

Let's go back to the topic.
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silliest question I ever heard was from RedRose when she asked "What's going on?"
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RedRose



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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

beancurdturtle wrote:
Silliest question I ever heard was from RedRose when she asked "What's going on?"


Haha! I was confused, so I asked. I don't see what's wrong with me Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's nothing wrong with you, and nothing wrong with a silly question once in a while. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedRose wrote:
The silliest question I've heard is:

what's the meaning of life?

The second silliest question is: Do you love me?

I guess your answer to the second question was, "If you are my friend, YES, but if you are my enemy, YES."
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