Strip stories

[naturegirl321]

I'm looking for some new strip stories. Here are two, but I'd like some others for beginners and intermediate groups.
Thanks

SandwichesTom, *beep*, and Harry were sitting on the top of the Marriot Hotel. Their job was to repair the roof. It was lunchtime so they were taking a break.

Tom said, “I hate lunchtimes. It’s always sandwiches, sandwiches, sandwiches!And I bet it’s tuna again. If I look in my lunchbox and find tuna, I’ll jump!”

“Yeh, I know what you mean,” said *beep*. “I always get cheese. If it’s cheese today, I’ll jump too.”

“Huh, you’re lucky,” said Harry. “Cheese and tuna? At least you don’t always get ham. If I find ham in my lunchbox again, I think I’ll jump as well.”

All three looked in their lunchboxes and found the sandwiches they didn’t like, so they all jumped off the Marriot and killed themselves. What a mess!

Two days later, the wives of the three men were standing at the graves crying.

“Oh!,” said Tom’s wife. “If only I had known Tom didn’t like tuna sandwiches, I would have made him something else.”

“Yes,” cried *beep*’s wife. “If only I had known *beep* hated cheese, I never would have given him that for lunch.”

“Mm, that’s funny,” said Harry’s wife. “Harry always made his own sandwiches.”

The laziest boy
An old man was walking along the road.

Suddenly he saw three boys laying on the grass under a tree.

He said, “I’ll give a gold coin to the laziest boy. Who is the laziest boy?”

The first boy jumped up, ran over to the old man and said,

“I’m the laziest boy. Give me the coin!”

The old man shook his head and said, “No you aren’t. Go lie down.”

The second boy reached out his hand and said, “I’m the laziest boy. Give me the coin.”

The old man shook his head again and said, “No you aren’t.”

The third boy said, “Please come over and put the coin in my pocket.”

“Yes,” said the old man. “You are the laziest boy!”

And he put the coin into the boy’s pocket.