Migratory Speech Patterns....

[son byrnes]

There was a class that I was forced to teach and I was soon glad that I had been coerced into teaching it by the director who came up with an ultimatum that I couldn't refuse. She said you either teach this class or you don't. I said, well, okay.

The class was ornithological. It soon grew wings and took flight. Before I knew it we were actively bird-watching in distant marshes and wetlands not to mention migratory locations where sightings were superb.

The Yellow Kiskadee, the Red Lantern, Flying Dragons and One-legged Cranes were abundant. Do you know any others, to speak of.

[son byrnes]

Perhaps I can answer one question for you. You need to go. Anywhere but here.

[son byrnes]

Cowbird, cowbird...

[son byrnes]

Hey Son,

I have been meaning to tell you something for a long, long time - well, in fact as long as you have been teaching ESL which is as long as I have known you which in any case has now become too long and if you don't stop this idiot piffle I will personally see to it that you are removed permanently from this website