The syntactic reasoning of the criminal brain

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The syntactic reasoning of the criminal brain

Post by fluffyhamster » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:20 pm

Patrick: Hi.

Velma: Hi...er, oh, um, Daphne, this is Patrick Wisely, he's the er curator here at the museum. : o )

Daphne: It's very nice to meet you, Patrick. I hope you'll be working closely with our Velma on this ever-expanding exhibit.

(Daphne pushes Velma closer to Patrick before leaving them alone together to talk)

P: Listen, Velma, I know that you're a glamorous mysterious jet-set adventurer preoccupied with international intrigue and all...

V: Well, yes, that's me!

P: I know, but, um, heh, there's a...symposium coming up on the syntactic reasoning of the criminal brain...

V: Ohhh!

P: ...and...

V: I've always found a criminal's inclination to incorrectly use the interrogative pronoun in place of the relative...delightfully absurd.

P: M-Me too!

V: Really?!

P: Yeah, well, s-so maybe you'd wanna go together?

V: You mean like...like a...

P: Like a date! With me. : o )

V: Er...well, no I can't, Patrick!

P: Oh...

V: Mystery is my mistress, and I must heed her sweet call!

P: Er, okay, (okay)... : o ( :::::

(Velma turns and walks away, kicking herself. Patrick sighs and looks a little forlorn.)


:D

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