Any funny *beep* happen in class recently?

[teachtoreach]

Here's my story:

In my special ed class, a student walked by the desk that Mr. A, the teacher's aide, was sitting in... and farted, loudly. All the kids broke up in hysterical laughter. But Mr. A handled it with great and admirable skill--he ignored it, or at least that's what I thought he was doing. But he must have spent those few minutes between the affront and his retort building up his, um, you know, fire power, because he stood up, walked over to the offending student's desk, purposefully dropped his pencil, bent over so that his touche was not six inches from the boy's face and let out a monstrous juicy fart

The students went wild and it became impossible to teach. But it was worth it.