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gingermeggs
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 Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 11:00 am Post subject: |
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Snicker...she can't enforce it because I'm in China...oops Cambodia..or India.
I know all about her, and I can definitely say she comes from a CATTLE family and is in abso-bloody-lutely no way interested in sheep persons...except , maybe , in trying to "fleece" them. |
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johnslat
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Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 11:17 am Post subject: Jezebel |
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Dear stillnosheep,
Oh, you poor deluded romantic - add another chump to Nikki's long love 'em and leave 'em list.
I only hope that when she's tosses you aside like a used Kleenex that you won't take it as hard as the last two did - we managed to get one to the emergency room in time, but the other, well, he's in a far, far better place now, perhaps.
You might want to tell me your address and phone number so I'll be able to send the Emergency Response Medical Team as soon as possible. It's silly of me, but I can't help feeling somehow responsible for the swarth of devastation Nikki leaves behind her.
But I can't blame her; that's just the way she is. Ah, Nikki - you Jezebel, you.
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John |
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stillnosheep
Joined: 01 Mar 2004
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 11:50 am Post subject: Re: Jezebel |
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Dear John,
Do you know that sometimes I think that it's not really me that she's after anyway. Sometimes I think that she is only using me to get closer to capergirl! |
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johnslat
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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Dear stillnosheep,
Ah, I see the truth is beginning to dawn upon you - don't take it personally. Can you blame a fire for burning? And Nikki can be a holocaust.
It's different for me; I promised old Sid when he was on his deathbed that I'd look after his "darlin' Nikki". Sid knew she was a hellion, though he'd tried to steer her straight. That's the only time I ever heard him swear, by the way. Just before he gave up the ghost, he stared off into the distance, perhaps imagining the road to perdition he knew Nikki was destined to tread, and exclaimed:
"But ah fear Nikki is the divil's own child. She'll break many a poor git's heart, and mebbe some gals' as well, the wanton hussy."
And then he smiled.
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John |
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khmerhit
Joined: 31 May 2003
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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 Dear John and sheep and Co--if you don't mind me asking.....What are you on about?!
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khmerhit |
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khmerhit
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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Dear John and sheep and Co--if you don't mind me asking.....What are you on about?!
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khmerhit |
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stillnosheep
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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| No problem at all khmerhit. We are always here for you. Which post in particular is causing you problems? |
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Joachim
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| Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 3:48 am Post subject: |
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Nicole Kidman is uber-cool, incredibly telented and oozes sex appeal....
Did you see "Dogville" yet??, her masterpiece (although gotta say that "BMX Bandits comes a close second!! haha) |
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Capergirl
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| Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 10:25 am Post subject: |
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And as for capergirl, va va voom!!!
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Well, uh, thanks nosheep.  But are you sure it isn't Eowyn you are after?  |
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stillnosheep
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| Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Capergirl wrote: |
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And as for capergirl, va va voom!!!
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Well, uh, thanks nosheep. But are you sure it isn't Eowyn you are after? |
Capes, I think you'll find that you're quoting one of Nickeypoohs posts, not one of mine. As I told that nice young man John
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I'm sorry Nic keeps using my account to write |
and I can only repeat the apology to you. But why not tell Nickeypoohs yourself.
And as for Eowyn. I've never even met the woman. Who told you that I have. It'll be that Johnslut stirring up trouble again. It's lies, all lies I tell you. You and Nickeypoohs are more than enough for me. I will never stray. On the otherhand if you are offering a foursome ....
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johnslat
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| Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 12:49 pm Post subject: Glass houses - stones |
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Dear stillnosheep,
Ah, are you really sure you want to start a donnybrook based on user-names, living, as you do (metaphorically speaking) in a greenhouse?
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John |
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stillnosheep
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| Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Capergirl wrote: |
| But are you sure it isn't Eowyn you are after? |
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Did I mention that I'm in love with [Capergirl]. I am right aren't I? All of our Avatars are true likenesses?. Yes? |
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johnslat
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| Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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Dear stillnosheep,
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| All of our Avatars are true likenesses?. |
Which explains your having no avatar whatsoever.
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John |
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stillnosheep
Joined: 01 Mar 2004
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| Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 1:03 pm Post subject: Re: Glass houses - stones |
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| johnslat wrote: |
Dear stillnosheep,
Ah, are you really sure you want to start a donnybrook based on user-names, living, as you do (metaphorically speaking) in a greenhouse?
Regards,
John |
So it was you looking through our windows
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| But whatever you do, please stop pacing up and ndown outside our window. Nicky says she is getting scared and she's thinking of calling the police. |
Nicks! put the phone down. we can deal with this ourselves. Capergirl! Grab her can you. She's hysterical! John! I'lll have to get back to you mate. Tell you what, I'll stop calling you names if you stop perving on our lovemaking. OK? Capes! watch out for that ..Nicks! Put her down! oooh Sheeeeeeeeeet! ... |
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stillnosheep
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| Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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| johnslat wrote: |
Dear stillnosheep,
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| All of our Avatars are true likenesses?. |
Which explains your having no avatar whatsoever. |
| capergirl wrote: |
| are you sure it isn't Eowyn you are after? |
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