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Nicole Kidman Rocks Bigtime
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stillnosheep



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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2004 3:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Hairy, one-headed sheep Reply with quote

Sorry Johnslat,

Typo.

What of course I meant was "Not one hair on their head-khmer, not one hair"

The big Pol Pot chiefy fella was bald, was he not?
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Capergirl



Joined: 02 Feb 2003
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Location: Nova Scotia, Canada

PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2004 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

khmerhit wrote:

Crowe is a jerk, speaking of the Jerk, as you well illustrate. But nary a word of nastiness do we hear about Nicole, do we lads?

That's because she is the tops!

(I once reserved this acclaim for Capergirl, but I see she is spoken for now, so I have nothing to say about her. Kaputt.)


I hope you and Nic will be very happy together. Wink
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stillnosheep



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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Capergirl wrote:
khmerhit wrote:

Crowe is a jerk, speaking of the Jerk, as you well illustrate. But nary a word of nastiness do we hear about Nicole, do we lads?

That's because she is the tops!

(I once reserved this acclaim for Capergirl, but I see she is spoken for now, so I have nothing to say about her. Kaputt.)


I hope you and Nic will be very happy together. Wink


Capergirl! You mean that Nickypoohs has left us. But we were all so happy together. You shouldn't have played so rough with her. You know she doesn't like being bitten?
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Capergirl



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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stillnosheep wrote:

Capergirl! You mean that Nickypoohs has left us. But we were all so happy together. You shouldn't have played so rough with her. You know she doesn't like being bitten?


You need to get out more. Rolling Eyes
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stillnosheep



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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yup!
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johnslat



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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 3:58 pm    Post subject: Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming? Reply with quote

Dear Capergirl,
But where stillnosheep's presently residing, all the doors are kept locked, the windows are barred and the staff is always on the lookout for potential escapees.
Still, I'd say stillnosheep's a resourceful enough sort, and I expect he'll figure out some way to give those attendants the slip. I'm sending him "The Silence of the Lambs" video to give him a few pointers.
Regards,
John
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stillnosheep



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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 9:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming? Reply with quote

Dear John

We regret to inform you that Mr Nosheep has escaped back into the community.

Investigations as to how this was allowed to occur are ongoing but at this early stage it appears that he managed to tie up his attendants with some form of videotape before picking the locks with some slithers of black plastic from what appears to be a broken "Silence of the Lambs" video case.

I must say that he has an incrediblle aptitude for tying knots. I wonder where he picked that up.

According to our information he was last seen headed towards the China Off-Topic Forum, possibly in the general direction of website: another teacher dating his students-with pictures!

One can only hope that Capergirl is safe.

The Matron
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