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Cool Teacher
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| steki47 wrote: |
| TokyoLiz wrote: |
| If you're only interested in bumping uglies, some alcohol and making eyes at a girl should work fine. |
On that note, my old roommate who refused to learn any Japanese picked up a girl at a club in Osaka, took her home, etc. Next weekend he met her for dinner only to realize she spoke zero English! |
Ha ha!  Its funny that people say "bump ugglies" because I know someone who told a story about actually waking up the next morning with a hangover and an ugly! 
So this person goes "Oh I need to go to work" and then dressed into work clothes just to escape and went to the station and got on the train with the "ugly" and then got off and went back home.
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fat_chris
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Location: Beijing
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| Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:44 am Post subject: |
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| Cool Teacher wrote: |
Ha ha! Its funny that people say "bump ugglies" because I know someone who told a story about actually waking up the next morning with a hangover and an ugly!
So this person goes "Oh I need to go to work" and then dressed into work clothes just to escape and went to the station and got on the train with the "ugly" and then got off and went back home. |
+1
Haha, it was probably a Sunday morning too but whatevehs...anything to get her out of the house. Hirarious.
Been there, done that.
There's "bumpin uglies" and then there's the "bump and scoot".
Warm regards,
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Sashadroogie
Joined: 17 Apr 2007
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Location: Moskva, The Workers' Paradise
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| Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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Tut tut!
Come to the paradise. No chance of that ever happening. |
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steki47
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Location: BFE Inaka
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| Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Sashadroogie wrote: |
Tut tut!
Come to the paradise. No chance of that ever happening. |
Relentless and totally unfunny. Yup, that's a Commie. |
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Sashadroogie
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| Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 5:25 am Post subject: |
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| Pah! Just jealous that our production rates of drop-dead gorgeous girls leave the West way behind. The sheer geographical range of beauty makes many a man want to sing and shout. No uglies at all. No need to develop a sense if humour to cope : ) |
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Sashadroogie
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likwid_777
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| Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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| After about six months, your visa will allow you free range into the geographical region formerly known as the Ukraine, too. Maybe also snap up Georgia in the next five years? |
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steki47
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:30 am Post subject: |
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| Sashadroogie wrote: |
| Pah! Just jealous that our production rates of drop-dead gorgeous girls leave the West way behind. |
No argument here. Russian women can be quite beautiful. In fact, they made me notice white women again. But then, I left the West many years ago. In fact, I flew west to get to the Far East! |
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