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spiral78



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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2014 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehehehe.

We're hiring - maybe I can adapt this. Or, what the h - just give it as is to those candidates whose strongest qualification is a clean driving license:-)
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fat_chris



Joined: 10 Sep 2003
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Location: Beijing

PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 5:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
I think this question is also on that test:

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

crazy! the question is too vague!

what do they mean, an european or an african swallow?


JamesD wrote:
Please. No. Don't get anyone started down that road.


Oops. Too late. Sorry. Embarassed

"Hey, what's this? It's a box! And it says 'Pandora's' on it! What's inside? I bet it's really good. I just gotta open it up...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Hey, what's this? It's a can! And it says 'Of Worms' on it! What's inside? I bet it's really good. I just gotta open it up...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Cool

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NoBillyNO



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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It's a box! And it says 'Pandora's' on it!


Pandora's Box.....er ok.. F.C.-----master of the understatement and the big boss man of the innuendo .... just one question .. is it gift wrapped.....
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fat_chris



Joined: 10 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NoBillyNO wrote:
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It's a box! And it says 'Pandora's' on it!


Pandora's Box.....er ok.. F.C.-----master of the understatement and the big boss man of the innuendo .... just one question .. is it gift wrapped.....


With a big shiny bright red ribbon!

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NoBillyNO



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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

While I prefer mine Sans-ribbon as the last time I came across a "rapped" box... it had "CRIME SCENE CAUTION TAPE - DO NOT CROSS"
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fat_chris



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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 9:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NoBillyNO wrote:
While I prefer mine Sans-ribbon as the last time I came across a "rapped" box... it had "CRIME SCENE CAUTION TAPE - DO NOT CROSS"


Oh! Do avoid!

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Bud Powell



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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't worry about it. A few years ago, the test came around, and one FT took half of it and abandoned it. The guy in the FAO's office took it and got only half of the test right.

I couldn't sign in.

Nobody came to take us away.
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toteach



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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good to know, Bud. Thank you!
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