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[Communist Smurf]

[justcolleen]

9/11 Commission Report Confirms Key Fahrenheit 9/11 Facts:

http://michaelmoore.com/warroom/index.php?id=24

http://michaelmoore.com/warroom/index.php?id=25

[Communist Smurf]

[justcolleen]

CS,

Have you seen the movie?

Colleen

[Communist Smurf]

I already answered that question to your satisfaction.

CS

[Communist Smurf]

1. Blamed 9-11 attacks on the fact that too many White people and not enough black men were on the planes.

2. Told CNN's Lou Dobbs that he purposefully manipulates and distorts facts for comedic effect.

3. The Staff at the theater in London where he performed his one man show refused to work after he verbally attacked everyone associated with the theater because he thought he wasn't being paid enough and telling the bar staff they were all "common and useless."

4. Personally consumes more agricultural resources than your average family of four.

5. Reminded former Senator Fred Thompson of "That fat little boy who sat in the back of the classroom eating erasers just to get attention."

6. Demonstrates his brotherhood with the working man through ownership of a $1.27 million dollar condo on Manhattan's Upper West Side and sending his daugther to an elite private school. This "man of the people" has his own private jet.

7. Called the police on an employee he "downsized" who used Moore's famous bullying tactics to call attention to the injustice.

CS

[ls650]

With the voting currently at 12 'No's and zero 'Yes's, I note that even Communist Smurf doesn't appear to think that highly of Team Bush.

[justcolleen]

Republican National Convention Schedule
New York, NY

6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

[Communist Smurf]

Democratic National Convention Schedule

Boston, Massachusetts

6:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
6:00 PM - Secular Prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 PM - Antiwar Concert by Barbara Streisand
6:40 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
7:00 PM - Tribute to France
7:10 PM - Collect Offerings for al-Zawahri Defense Fund
7:25 PM - Tribute to Germany
7:45 PM - Antiwar Rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
8:30 PM - Terrorist Appeasement Workshop
9:00 PM - Roundtable Discussion of Taxes: "Calling for Higher Taxes on Others While You Pay None"
9:15 PM - Bill & Hillary Clinton Host a Seminar on "The Successful Selling of White House & Air Force One Mementos on eBay"
9:20 PM - Gay Marriage Ceremony (Both Male and Female Couples)
9:30 PM - * Intermission * Special Guest Soloist Jane Fonda
10:00 PM - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 PM - Reenactment of Kerry's Fake Medal Toss
10:20 PM - Howard Dean Screamfest 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 PM - Seminar: "The Boy Scouts and Other Paramilitary threats to National Security"
10:40 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
10:45 PM - Abortion Demonstration (NARAL)
10:50 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
11:00 PM - Multiple Gay Marriage Ceremony (Threesomes, Mixed and Same-Sex)
11:15 PM - 'Maximizing Welfare' Workshop
11:30 PM - 'Free Saddam' Pep Rally
11:50 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
12:00 AM - Kerry-Edwards 2004 Sealed With A Kiss
12:01 AM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
12:02 AM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast

CS

[skeptic]

justcolleen, your humor sparkles

I'd like to propose a toast...to light-hearted ribbing wherever it may sprout.

[Communist Smurf]

[skeptic]

Sorry, CS.

Maximum points for 9:00 and 10:20! (But I'm afraid the JibJab Dean play can't be topped!-so your 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' loses some punch.

The Kennedy toasts were good, but did you catch the John Stewart report on the precipitous rise in NYC sex-trade reservations in preparation for the Republican convention? It was, as usual, brilliant!

I heard the Clintons had their seminar taped...and will soon release it on ebay.

Regards,

skeptic

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[desultude]

So Michael Moore is fat, Comunist Smurf. Why do you call names and attack personal characteristics? Is that really the limit of you ability to discuss and defend your "ideas"? Name calling is so juvenile and uninspired.