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Communist Smurf
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 Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:14 am Post subject: After The Election |
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What will you do after Bush wins the election?
This is what he'll be doing:
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lagerlout2006
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| Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:40 am Post subject: |
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| You mean the Homer Simpson quote??? |
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ls650
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| Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:35 pm Post subject: Re: After The Election |
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| Communist Smurf wrote: |
What will you do after Bush wins the election?
This is what he'll be doing:
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel." |
Yep, I beat Bush will be doing a lot of "weaseling out". |
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Seth
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| Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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| you think the president flipping the bird on camera is a good or funny thing? i think it's disgraceful and shameful. |
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lajzar
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| Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:16 am Post subject: |
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| Will it still be disgraceful when he is no longer potus? |
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stillnosheep
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| Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:06 am Post subject: "... when Bush wins ....." |
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"... when Bush wins ....." ???!!!!???
The man has the smell of death about him. He hasn't won a presidential election in his life and is extremely unlikely to start now after turning the US from a prosperous nation at peace to a universally hated, heavily indepted one at war in under four years! America has got rid of two war-mongering presidents. I think that we can trust the electorate to ship this cowardly weasel back to Houston, or wherever the poor little loser rich boy will run to for solace and sanctuary. |
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Roger
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| Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:18 am Post subject: |
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My opinion is that the English sentence used by Consmurf is incorrect:
It should read
"...if George Bush wins!"
There is some hope yet, after all! |
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extoere
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| Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:26 am Post subject: After the election |
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"There is some hope yet, after all."
And hope, unlike tumescence, springs eternal, eh Rog? Thus, as I said before, "Get a grip!"
(In the case of Sheep, of course, one might use the word flatulence!)
cheers,
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Seth
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| Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:28 am Post subject: Re: "... when Bush wins ....." |
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| stillnosheep wrote: |
| "I think that we can trust the electorate to ship this cowardly weasel back to Houston, or wherever the poor little loser rich boy will run to for solace and sanctuary. |
he's actually from connecticut (a northern new england state) but he pretends to be from texas to appeal to the redneck electorate.
here's a good joke:
what's the difference between vietnam and iraq?
bush had a plan to get out of vietnam. |
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guest of Japan
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| Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:22 am Post subject: |
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here's a good joke:
what's the difference between vietnam and iraq?
bush had a plan to get out of vietnam |
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Sweetsee
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| Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:21 am Post subject: |
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| Ditto! |
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AsiaTraveller
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| Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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Seth,
Your joke was told by Garrison Keillor on this weekend's "Prairie Home Companion." But you evidently heard it before the broadcast. Remember where you might have heard/seen it? It's a beauty. |
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Communist Smurf
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| Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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Kurochan
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| Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:10 am Post subject: Who? |
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Who was Bush giving the finger to? I missed that part of the story.
Or maybe he's so dumb he doesn't even know it's bad -- like his not being able to ride a bike or eat a pretzel. |
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desultude
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| Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:52 am Post subject: |
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Does the good Christian president know what this means? I mean, is signing F' you really different from saying it?
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