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mike w



Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 1071
Location: Beijing building site

PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:48 am    Post subject: Teaching computer English Reply with quote

For anyone teaching computer English, the following little ditty may be useful:-

The computer's swallowed Grandma.
Yes, honestly, it's true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter',
And disappeared from view.

It's devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
Maybe she's caught a virus,
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the 'recycle bin',
and files of every kind.
I've even searched the internet
but nothing did I find.

In desperation I asked Jeeves
my searches to refine,
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'on-line'.

So if inside your 'In Box'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'scan', 'copy' and 'paste' her
in an email back to me.
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struelle



Joined: 16 May 2003
Posts: 2372
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 6:23 am    Post subject: Re: Teaching computer English Reply with quote

That's very cute, I like it Wink

Steve
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vdrose



Joined: 05 Nov 2004
Posts: 58

PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy oh! that's very cute

br Very Happy
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