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BEHOLD: I AM THE GOD OF ESL....... AND EVERYTHING ELSE TOO.
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ESL Guru



Joined: 18 May 2003
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2003 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do Not Start With Me Mihung OZ!
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2003 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best avatar ever!!!!!

http://www.gamespy.com/avatars/av/AT/at203.gif

You will die laughing.
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2003 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Chinasyndrome - what's the skinny dipstick?

Is he a she or is she a he?

American, Indian or American Indian, maybe Canadian Indian but really from India?

Native English like from America or L2 like from India, the Country?

You promised to tell so we are waiting.
Fess up buddy. Or are you dating her now?
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baby predator



Joined: 12 May 2003
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Location: London, United Kingdom

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2003 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is with this changing avatars every five minutes? It be makin' me dizzy Embarassed

Sunaru, your previous avatar was much sexier. It gave us all a visual accompaniment to your witty asides. Now who is a predator to lust after? Not that cross-dressing China Syndrome....

Bring back the old avatar!!!!

P.S. I have some thumbscrews if you want to borrow them...
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Steiner



Joined: 21 Apr 2003
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Location: Hunan China

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2003 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

baby predator wrote:
Now who is a predator to lust after? Not that cross-dressing China Syndrome....


Need you even ask?
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baby predator



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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2003 1:39 am    Post subject: on with the inquisition Reply with quote

Steiner my little cherry pie - I think you may be too much of a man for me Wink

Back to business: I bought my ticket, I've got the bucket of popcorn and mega-sized sprite. When am I gonna see some action?????
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baby predator



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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2003 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't you have predators in Atlantis, Sunaru?

I did a Google search on the word "predator" to see if there was a site devoted to me and my kind. What a revelation! It seems that the good name of predators is being dragged through the mud in order to sell such tawdry items as pool cues, camoflauge gear, unmanned aerial vehicles, paintball and THIS:

http://www.predatorpee.com/

Now that's even more unpalatable than a man named Elsie.
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chinasyndrome



Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Location: In the clutches of the Red Dragon. Erm...China

PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2003 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="baby predator"]
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Don't you have predators in Atlantis, Sunaru?


I'm told there are predators on uranus! Very Happy

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I did a Google search on the word "predator" to see if there was a site devoted to me and my kind. What a revelation! It seems that the good name of predators is being dragged through the mud in order to sell such tawdry items as pool cues, camoflauge gear, unmanned aerial vehicles, paintball and THIS:

http://www.predatorpee.com/


Cool. I'm going to do a google search on 'Arioch36avatarblowschunks.com' I'll let you guys know how I go. Wink

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Now that's even more unpalatable than a man named Elsie.


Typo: should read 'the man...' Cool
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ESL Guru



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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2003 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We definately run in different circles, if you know what I mean. The only Elsie I have ever known is a female. Back in the '60s or was that the '50s there was this Jersey cow, very attractive with a hugh udder and four really nice teats, who worked for Jerseymaid Dairy. She was a TV star in New England. She would come into our home via TV and say in a very sexy manner, "All us cows do our best for JerseyMaid." Boy she was a looker.

But my mom and dad were prejudice. No the fact that she was brown was not the problem. But, she was, after all, a cow. Now we allowed them into our neighborhood but no one would ever consider marrying one, after all, we were monkeys.

I wonder where she is now.

Good night Elsie, wherever you are!
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