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Blootered on raki

 
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howmucharefags



Joined: 30 Nov 2004
Posts: 299
Location: Eskisehir

PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:22 pm    Post subject: Blootered on raki Reply with quote

Try this. Buy a king size water melon. Hit Migros and buy a litre of Yeni Raki. Go to the chemists and buy an extra large syringe(of the variety Ghost uses) and proceed to inject raki into the melon until it has swelled to satisfaction. Pop it in the freezer for 6 hours and then enjoy. I recommend you do this procedure before going to bed, then in the morning you can enjoy a scrummy breakfast before starting those tedious Monday morning classes.
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Bogazicibaby



Joined: 22 May 2003
Posts: 68
Location: Istanbul

PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:53 pm    Post subject: And how is this relevant to teaching? Reply with quote

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then in the morning you can enjoy a scrummy breakfast before starting those tedious Monday morning classes


Gee- if you find teaching to be so tedious, why are you doing it? How unprofessional is this post? Shocked

Something truely tedious is negotiating the red tape at a social hospital!

I've found certain classes to be energy draining, but I would never call any of the classes I've ever had to be tedious. [/quote]
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Baba Alex



Joined: 17 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:00 pm    Post subject: Re: And how is this relevant to teaching? Reply with quote

I'm afraid I'll have to agree with HMA_fag, although I find a quick double of Vodka poured over my cornflakes hits the spot.

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ekmekparasi



Joined: 27 Oct 2004
Posts: 63

PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:54 am    Post subject: drink Reply with quote

Never had a tedious lesson bogazicibaby-just carry on teffulling-the deadend tedious misery of it will get you in the end-so will Turkey. It always does.
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calsimsek



Joined: 15 Jul 2004
Posts: 775
Location: Ist Turkey

PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lighten up a bit will'ya. Back to the drink if you have gusts around for dinner ( after school on a Friday night - Is that ok Miss Pro) as great treat you should take the melon out about 15 m before serving. Cut in half scup up the mess in the middle, pour vodka or raki in the middle and as you servce light the drink. Looks good and well you know the rest. Also you can place a big scup of ice cream in the middle and make a bit of dip in it and again pour and light the drink as you bring it to the table.
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dmb



Joined: 12 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

good suggestions guys, but I'll stick to the Efes.
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howmucharefags



Joined: 30 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 3:15 pm    Post subject: oranges Reply with quote

You can also inject oranges. Not as nice but easier to eat in classes.
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