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arioch36 · Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 3589

No wait a secon SA and CS. Stop laughing. I saw that smirk, stop it. This is for real.

In the earth's upper atmosp[here there are many many viruses, living thing-a-ma-jings. The human body doesn't have rersistance to these. The atmosphere over the Himalayas (called what in China?) I sthe thinnest. They come down there, and the air currents bring them to Guangdong area frequently.

Wait a second, stop laughing at me and listen. This is the straight poop. The killer influenza of the 1910's hit many places despite the fact that there was not widespread travel. This would be a possible explaination.

All those people that laughed at Ronald reagan when he said that trees are a big producer of CO2, no one apologized to him when they discovered it really was true Crying or Very sad

chinasyndrome · Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 8:01 am Post subject:

Chris, I worry about you and sometimes you really scare me. I watched an ATV program the other night that said the Amoy Gardens outbreak came from leaking toilet pipes. Should I take that as conclusive proof that SARS comes from uranus? Wink

Now scientists are blaming some poor little cat that's gonna get nailed into extinction as a result. All because some numbnut really wants to pull down all the trees they live in so a slum can be erected.

And Ronnie 'We bomb Russia in 5 minutes' Ray-gun? Okay, let's destroy all the trees and solve the problem. (We need an emoticon that looks retarded and drools. Hey! We could use your avatar! Wink

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Mate, I forgot to tell you that I'm posting you to our campus in the Himalayas. You'll love it for the 7 days you survive. Or is that now on the back-burner seeing as you may have 3 very compelling reasons to stay in Henan? Just wait 'til I talk to Mrs36, you heartbreaker, you.

Hamish · Joined: 20 Mar 2003 Posts: 333 Location: PRC

arioch36 · Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 3589

Are you making fun of me? Crying or Very sad

chinasyndrome · Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 8:15 am Post subject:

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arioch36 · Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 3589

Ps I finally got a new toilet when I told the FAO about the AMOY thing.

Hamish · Joined: 20 Mar 2003 Posts: 333 Location: PRC

chinasyndrome · Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 8:26 am Post subject:

That was a highly articulate outburst, Uncle Hamish. Glad to see the English lessons are working! Very Happy

arioch36 · Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 3589

That's good, that's good. Now let's go back to your childhood, to the first time you put on your sisters underware. Who were you angry at? Do you remember hating your father? Now tell me about how much you hated him. Punch the pillow, go ahead, it is good to let go of the hate. Go ahead, hit the pillow.

No you stupid cretin, I said hit the pillow, not tear it in pieces. That pillow came from persia.

Moron. Did your mother have any that were human?

chinasyndrome · Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 9:30 am Post subject:

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scot47 · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343

Well the last time my aliens abducted me they never said anything about the extraterrestrial origin of SARS. I think it must be caused by too many people posting messages on Dave's ESL Cafe.