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ClaudeRains
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MoonRaven:
Not at all. I can see the real raven behind the mask. I am outing you Moonman for who you REALLY are--a balding, middle-aged White male with a pot belly. Right now you're wearing a dirty undershirt and watching American football with an empty beer can in your warty hand. You're snarling at your battered Columbian wife for another brew. She brings it to you silently with two black eyes. You remind her how manly you are, but mostly you're seething because you weren't posted to Iraq as a prison warden. You also have ambiguous sexual feelings for Santa Chavez. One day you hope to become his bottom elf.
Guy and Paulie:
Sorry. The Christmas imp in me just had to knock on the grinch's door one last time. |
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Guy Courchesne
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
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Location: Mexico City
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:26 am Post subject: |
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That, um, was...
Well...
I dunno.
You make Paulie look good. Paulie, are you mascading as one Claude Rains? Cause you know, it's not fair to take two personalities into the forums. Well, three I guess that would make. |
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Ben Round de Bloc
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:06 am Post subject: wtf |
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| ClaudeRains wrote: |
Not at all. I can see the real raven behind the mask. I am outing you Moonman for who you REALLY are--a balding, middle-aged White male with a pot belly. Right now you're wearing a dirty undershirt . . .
The Christmas imp in me just had to knock on the grinch's door one last time. |
Where in the heck did that come from?  Has the Christmas imp been into the eggnog a little too heavily again?  |
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ClaudeRains
Joined: 30 Jun 2003
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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Ben:
Sorry. The last is a retort to an exchange from the bottom of page 5 of this thread. Two weeks have elapsed since I checked Dave's. I wish I had been in the imp spirits, not merely of them...I would probably have more compassion for the Nurse Ratchets of this world...
Hey! Moongirl! Wassamatta? No more beer in Bogota? Come on out and fight! Be a man!
PS. Thanks for your advice before, Tim. I hope you have a wonderful Christmas in Merida. |
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Guy Courchesne
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:42 pm Post subject: Ben you B right |
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| Hey! Moongirl! Wassamatta? No more beer in Bogota? Come on out and fight! Be a man! |
True spirit of the season. Ben you're right. This has turned into nothing more than pissing contest.
I'm done for the year on these threads. Paulie, the floor is yours. Hope you get airmiles on each conversion. |
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