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British · Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 133 Location: China

Hi Guy Courchesne.

Have you read the posts on here it's a War Zone!!!!. hehehehehehe Very Happy

There are lots of rubbish Teachers on here tonight and many of these so called teachers comes to China with Copy TEFL. most from the US and some from the UK. I have seen some good copys in my time.

"ShapeSphere" is like a ShapeShifter not in is ture forum. i just pitty him.

I Just wonder what would happen to eveyone on here if China Blocked it?MMMMMmmmmmm. maybe all the Children will go home.

Makes you wonder what my job is in China?!!!!!.

Have a nice day

Deconstructor · Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 775 Location: Montreal

British · Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 133 Location: China

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Very Happy

Who is helping you to write???. one of your friends.

Deconstructor. I know you are a student. you are not that clever.

Guy Courchesne · Joined: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 9650 Location: Mexico City

War indeed it is British. I doesn't look like you are doing too well in the fight, over in the General Discussion.

Decon, I'm impressed with the list of jobs...all done without using L1 Wink

gunther · Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:34 am Post subject:

Ah British,
Only I know your true identity. You are "Quaking Rodent"!!!!
Your style is known far and wide in the Gong Fu world of China.
Your techniques are famous through out the land; the Reclining Knee Slap, the Turtle Shell Defence, the Nibbling Ankle Bites of Doom.
Your style cannot not be beaten!!!!!! You fill your opponents with pity and digust at the very sight of you. You are known to sometimes wear a dress into mortal combat and beg for mercy while sucking your thumb.
You scream out for the spirits of your ancestors, with hope that they will intercede when a 12 year old girl looks at you angrily.
Yes, you are Quaking Rodent!!! A Chinese original.
Battle on Chinese Xena, Battle on...

Deconstructor · Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 775 Location: Montreal

carnac · Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:33 pm Post subject:

Uh-oh! Threats from British! Beware!
"Makes you wonder what my job is in China" he asks. (actually threatens)
Ok, O great intimidator wannabe, let's have a guess.
Porcine inseminator?
Bovine osculator?
Ok, I give up. What's your job? Crushing students in Tienamin Square? Sending university professors out to pick rice?

Ok, English, here we go: I have copied all your posts and have sent them to the Ministry of Education (website http://www.moe.edu.cn/ , just so you can check) with details of your computer address and internet access(which I was able to get because you are sloppy with your internet security). They will be asking you about all of the claims you have made about yourself. You know your own country. I'm sure they will be fair with you. Listen for the knock on your door.
Good luck.
What did you say your job was when you made that threat?
Whatever it was, kiss it goodbye.

Guy Courchesne · Joined: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 9650 Location: Mexico City

In case anyone was wondering just how you can get into a career as a porcine inseminator, do check out college programs in Arkansas.

http://www.uark.edu/depts/animals/livestock_production.htm

Of course, you would not be limited to inseminating sows. You would learn all about insemination, artifical or natiral of many other beasts including horses, cattle, goats, sheep, and other farm animals.

I imagine, like a good TEFL course, the University of Arkansas provides for a good practicum....absolutely no pun intended.

carnac · Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:15 am Post subject:

"absolutely no pun intended."

Very Happy

Very nice!

carnac · Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:26 am Post subject:

Well, let's see: It's now several days later, and there has been no response from "English". Hmmm. What can we surmise from this?
1. He is waiting for the knock.
2. The knock has occurred and he is waiting for the verdict.
3. The knock and verdict were simultaneous and he is waiting trial.
4. The trial is over and he has been put in the army on the North Korean border.
5. He has been executed.
6. He has been condemned to teach under-age-12 children English.

I would choose 5 over 6, personally.

But, I understand the scenery of North Korea is especially fetching this time of year...

It's so very good that purportedly Chinese folks can take a joke so well. Even folks like English.

I secretly suspect he is Danish.

Deconstructor · Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 775 Location: Montreal

KNOCK! KNOCK!
BRITISH, WHERE ARE YOU? WE NEEEEED YOU! YOU'RE LIKE A HATED STUDENT UPON WHOM WE FINALLY HAD THE CHANCE TO UNLISH ALL OUR WRATH. WE MIIIIISSSS YOUR GRAMMATICALLY CHALLANGED WAYS. PLEASE, MAKE US FEEL SUPERIOUR AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tom selleck · Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:59 am Post subject:

Shapely,

I completely empathize with your desire to silence and humiliate the imbecile. If I were a Brit, and a nosepicker were intent on parading as another royal subject, I would more than likely be a lot nastier than you were.

In China, I met 2 Americans who thought it was cool to pretend they were really Canadians. I even heard a Chinese guy ask "What's your nationality?"

"Canadian.", answered the American.

I felt a strange swelling of anger inside, I never expected to feel.

It's my nationality, and not yours to steal.

The baijiu swilling, nose picking, spitter is about as British as a plate of saurkraut.

I came to the string late in the game; even read the entire string from last November. At first, I gave the devil his due, thinking he was just a cretin who slipped through the cracks.

But at his post #135, I decided that I was being too lenient, too long.
He's just a bored school kid, the son of a corrupt father. An internet imposter, no, vandal.

There should be a law against this. It should be illegal. Lock him in a cell, make him listen to the "Monkeys", then the "Spice girls" on a repeat forever loop. Feed him copious amounts of "British cuisine" until his arteries are thickened with plaque from too much fish 'n' chips and roast beef. Make him watch every re-run of "Benny Hill" over and over again.

Soon he will say, "I'm sorry, I'm really a nose picking, litter flinging, anti-fashion statement. I love Mother China! This pretending to be English stuff is just too much for me!"

Deconstructor · Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 775 Location: Montreal

carnac · Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 5:35 pm Post subject:

Deconstructor:
I worry about your loneliness for British, so in an attempt to alleviate the distress, I will make a feeble attempt at substitution:

so tyou give the poor chinese peoples bad name to make you feel supeerior? Heh-heh-heh. You do not know we have a history going back thousands years. Feeeble westren idiot we will overcame you and mak you sorry all tihs insult you give me on this page. We have many english teacher here all dringing aclhohol and and do drugs and when I am Ministr I going make you all run from this plaice. ha ha.Dont worry you will here nock on your door and yoi will be running from this plaice since there are maybe ohter plaices you can go who acept your bad kind of english but I am beter techer since I am secret goverment person sent to wach you make chure you doing the job corectly. Be carful! I waching! Mebe you can go back to schol and lern beter, Englisg idioet!

Feel better?