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bobs12

Joined: 27 Apr 2004 Posts: 310 Location: Saint Petersburg
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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Perfectly, and I mean perfectly, describes my ex-colleague! (American)
Sorry America
It's surprising just how effective satirical humour really is in arse-for-elbow institutions. The best political stairists don't tell jokes, they just state facts. |
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Xenophile
Joined: 29 Dec 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Moscow
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:33 am Post subject: |
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| great site-don't have time to read it all right now, but I particularly liked the one about "complaints from students". |
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bobs12

Joined: 27 Apr 2004 Posts: 310 Location: Saint Petersburg
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.englishdroid.com/queries.html
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| He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. He who cannot teach, teaches English. He who cannot teach English, becomes a DOS. |
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steven_gerrard
Joined: 07 Feb 2003 Posts: 155
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Looks like a funny site if anyone could actually read the thing. Whoever is responsible for this (and what EFL teacher has that much time on theri hands? Must work for BKC.....) needs to up the font size. Most people I work with tried a couple of pages then gave up. |
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bobs12

Joined: 27 Apr 2004 Posts: 310 Location: Saint Petersburg
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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I had no probs reading it- try the text size option in the view menu.
If that doesn't work-
Tools > Internet Options > Accessibility > check 'Ignore font sizes specified on web pages'
Useful for anyone with difficulty viewing small fonts in general. Read it a bit and you'll find out who's 'behind it'. Do I detect a hint of bitterness?
'Bally teachers have spare time - Victor, assign them to class 64b!' |
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steven_gerrard
Joined: 07 Feb 2003 Posts: 155
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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If someone is going to all the trouble of writing and designing a website, they could at least make the font a readable size., I have never come accross another website ever where I have had to change the size of the font in order to read it.
From what I did read, it seems to be amusing at times but as a career teacher, I am bored of this kind of attitude towards teaching English. Yeah, for a lot of people who work in EFL this may well be the reality, but for some who don't work for these Mickey Mouse outfits any longer (coz we all have) it couldn't be further from the truth.
As for a hint of bitterness against BKC? Whatever for? Pity perhaps, but certainly not bitterness..... |
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Phillip Donnelly
Joined: 24 Mar 2004 Posts: 43
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:26 am Post subject: |
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| I found out about this site from a teacher in Bangkok who has never worked in Moscow, or even visited it, so I don't think it's a BKC teacher, to be honest. There seem to be a lot of references to Thailand, so perhaps somebody here. A genius, whoever he/she is! |
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steven_gerrard
Joined: 07 Feb 2003 Posts: 155
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 6:23 am Post subject: |
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That was meant to be a joke about BKC teachers having too much time on their hands. I am sure they work hard. Or at least work long-hours.
And I think "Genius" is a bit of a strong word for this |
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Phillip Donnelly
Joined: 24 Mar 2004 Posts: 43
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:40 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, OK, 'genius', like the site itself, is going too far. But let's face it, there aren't a lot of laughs out there in the TEFL world. Any profession which rivals the military for pointless acronyms needs to be ridiculed a little. Who can name a famous standup TEFL comic? Does anyone know a funnier TEFL site? Please tell us about it.
Re the font size, I agree it could be larger, but far more annoying for me was the amount of time pages took to load, but enough nit-picking. I'm sure this guy, whoever and whereever he is, isn't making any money from this, and I'm sure putting it on his CV wouldn't get him/her a job anywhere, so I applaud him/her.
Why doesn't English have a nuetral word for him/her?
Stupid language! |
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zaneth
Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 545 Location: Between Russia and Germany
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