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Chester · Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 383 Location: Australia

Lionel Hutz: "Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Milhouse:Remember when santa's little helper ate my goldfish and you kept telling me I never had a goldfish, Then why did I have the bowl Bart, why did I have the bowl?

lighten up, people.
jakarta is a difficult place to live in for a white person. especially if you are a "ha haaaaaaaa " english teacher. yes, professonal ex-pats laugh at us
and we have to endure a lot of animosity from many aggresive indonesians without giving anything back. bickering with ourselves is not the answer.

stay tuned for some "beat poetry"

rock

Cardinal Synn · Joined: 01 Nov 2004 Posts: 586

"Guys, guys - look at us. Squabbling, bickering, like children. What's happening to us? We never used to be like this."

"I AM NOT SHOUTING!!!! If you want to hear shouting matey, then this is it AGHHH AGHHH AGHHH AGHHH!!!"

"Get down and groove, we dance all day in this house!"

Rick out of The Young ones

As Chester gets to post his beat poetry here, I've decided to stick down a couple of verses of my famous Jakarta Rap number.

Take a trip down Jalan Jaksa
Only, I'll have to call it Jalan Jakso
Then I can put it in a sentence with bakso
Rancid meatballs
sold on mingin' street stalls
Bencongs, Ayams
Hi I'm Victor Kayam
Loads of hustlers, all tryin to dump on me
I was so impressed, I bought the company

Out on the town
And I'm feelin waxy
Floatin above the ground
Had to leave and hail a taxi
Don't fok with me
I'm high on Ecst-acy
Sheet, the only cab I see
Is a freekin Prestasi!

Laters

Salam · Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:26 am Post subject:

Okay the last line made me laugh.

Why is it when you go to dodgy parts of town at night you can never find a Bluebird?

route67 · Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:47 am Post subject:

Uhh...because it's not the kind of bird I'm looking for...?
Wink

willy · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:51 pm Post subject:

sorry im not a po...
but i can say....

its bone again
ive blowen the whistel
started up the boat
ive rung the bell
put things in a new light
ive fought a coup
ive exposeed
ive championed the right
ive used my head
ive walked the line
i`ve kept my goals in sight
i`ve locked the horns
i`ve changed the minds
thown spanners in the hole
i`ve pade my dues
i`ve given hart and soul
i`ve bit the bullet
bit my tongue
i`ve even bit the dirt
showen tact until it hurt
well
maybe i havent done all of thoes things....