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who hasn't got one....confess to relax
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calsimsek



Joined: 15 Jul 2004
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Location: Ist Turkey

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2005 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How I wish Mad There are some little kids ( I teach mostly I.B Buss 1 ) aged between 13-15 who should be hung now.
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justme



Joined: 18 May 2004
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Location: Istanbul

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2005 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I were a newbie, this forum, perhaps this thread alone, would make Turkey a even more attractive place to come.

But I'm weird and made of lead and I think about my bellybutton too much. Confused
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whynotme



Joined: 07 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

justme wrote:
If I were a newbie, this forum, perhaps this thread alone, would make Turkey a even more attractive place to come.

But I'm weird and made of lead and I think about my bellybutton too much. Confused


after your posts i think i am obsessed to my bellybutton do i need a psychologist?
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justme



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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, save your money, whynotme-- a psychiatrist would never understand a perfectly healthy bellybutton obsession. Just take comfort in the myriad joys your bellybutton has to offer.
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justme



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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Will the song have bellybuttons in it? I once wrote a poem about my bellybutton, but I think it's lost. The world of poetry may now breathe a collective sigh of relief.
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molly farquharson



Joined: 16 Jun 2004
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

will it have something about lint in it? too bad few people use driers in this country-- the filter always reminds me of a big bellybutton lintcatcher. maybe one could be invented for hair men in particular.
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justme



Joined: 18 May 2004
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, the lint catchers, I'd all but forgotten about those wonderful things, how the lint peels of in soft, sweet-smelling sheets. I've always secretly enjoyed cleaning that thing. When I was young, I once save a whole bunch of lint with the notion of making a blanket but it never worked out... My mom found the lint collection and foolishly assumed it was trash!
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christinah



Joined: 17 Apr 2005
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmb wrote:
Do you think that newbies who are lurking on this board think we are weird?


Yes we do. But then I've been lurking here for weeks now and I've never even been to Turkey yet. Is that weird? Will I fit in? I can only hope...
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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's room for all Christinah
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whynotme



Joined: 07 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Entrailicus wrote:
I like the title of this thread so much I'm going to write a song and use it as the title.


LEGAL NOTICE:, "who hasnt got one....confess to relax" "the crap of the crop" are trademarks, registered trademarks or service marks of Whynotne Arts Inc. in Turkey. and/or other countries. All Rights Reserved. All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners...WHYNOTME owns all of the data and information here.. You can review and use these expressions and sayings for your own personal use, but you may not copy the data or information, or distribute it to any other party.
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dmb



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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'll just have name my song 'Beware of Izmit eggs' instead.
to the tune of what?
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whynotme



Joined: 07 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BEWARE OF EGGS

Hey you! Listen everyone
There is no need,everything has been done.
No need for medication or vaccination
Coz all the chickens of Izmit has gone

From Izmit there is a ferry
My best friend is called Terry
I am really interested in
my button of belly

In Turkey no one wears fez
HAve you heard the dancer Nez?
If you really want to be healty
BEWARE of eggs

Last night i saw my ex
she asked me whether i paid my tax
Doesnt matter what the score is
You are a real supporter supporter Babaalex

i was shocked when i saw the post sent
and heard DMB's rent
watch out dmb..1.200 is too high
youcan live in a mansion in Kent.

Come on you all stand up and shake
You cant swim in a river but in a lake
On this forum my bestfriend
is young braveheart calsimsek

lonesome poet whynotme (taken from whynotme's best Volume1)
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whynotme



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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Entrailicus wrote:
. But if it's going to make you that unhappy I'll just have name my song 'Beware of Izmit eggs' instead.



no you can not because i ve just done that too.
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dmb



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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing So this is a trademark too? btw you mentioned Nez I met her at a wedding on Saturday night. She was a guest but was persauded to get on stage and sing a song
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whynotme



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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

she is famous with her bum like JL
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