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justme



Joined: 18 May 2004
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Location: Istanbul

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still glowing!!

I suppose if we had a lot of time we could use one of Entraillicus' frequency study programs on a few of his posts to generate more effective keywords? Smile

But I'm not volunteering for that. Perhaps our hip 'n' helpful mod could offer some advice...
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31



Joined: 21 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try all you like. You won`t be able to search my posts. A free ET CELTA to anyone who can search my posts.
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whynotme



Joined: 07 Nov 2004
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Location: istanbul

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

31, that was Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Baba Alex



Joined: 17 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

31 wrote:
Try all you like. You won`t be able to search my posts. A free ET CELTA to anyone who can search my posts.


HA, if you put your signature into the search text box you can do it.


I CLAIM MY FREE CERT.
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31



Joined: 21 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How would you like the cert made out. Baba Alex or just Alex or perhaps Alexander?

I am feeling generous this afternoon so how about double or quits? I am willing to upgrade the cert to a dip if you have something to offer.
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Baba Alex



Joined: 17 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

31 wrote:
How would you like the cert made out. Baba Alex or just Alex or perhaps Alexander?

I am feeling generous this afternoon so how about double or quits? I am willing to upgrade the cert to a dip if you have something to offer.


The bestest wot has been on t' telly and every fink mr english hooligan baba alexander the third arrrg me matey


Is my full name.

I'll do swapsies for the QPR sheild sticker and a Twix
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justme



Joined: 18 May 2004
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Location: Istanbul

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Baba of the forum is ever so clever today!

Now... why would we want to search 31's posts? Is it for the CELTA?
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31



Joined: 21 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I must correct the following:

Firstly I am offering to upgrade the ET cert to a dip. Think what you are saving. To get the dip it costs you

1200 pounds for the course and Cambridge fee
traipsing all the way to a back street off Istiklal every week for 8 months
all those papers, lesson plans etc.
doing tefly things like ''change places if..''
a three and a half hour exam
you can`t even go out on the beer afterwards because you are working evenings to pay the 1200.
etc. etc. etc.

You have to do sth for me in order to get the dip or you just get the cert which is what the agreement was.

Secondly why anyone would want to search my posts is beyond me unless it was to spot the drunken ones.
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

justme wrote:
The Baba of the forum is ever so clever today!

Now... why would we want to search 31's posts? Is it for the CELTA?


I'm well clever me


picture taken down due to infringement of copyright


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31



Joined: 21 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why haven`t you got any carpets or rugs in your hallway and do Turkish visitors ask you this? Do they also ask you why you are wearing socks in the house when it is not cold or do they think it is because you don`t have any carpets or rugs in your hall and don`t want to get a chill or piles?
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

31 wrote:
Why haven`t you got any carpets or rugs in your hallway and do Turkish visitors ask you this? Do they also ask you why you are wearing socks in the house when it is not cold or do they think it is because you don`t have any carpets or rugs in your hall and don`t want to get a chill or piles?


I never have visitors, and when they do they usually too stoned on royhpnol to notice the lack of carpets.

Not the odd socks, never trust a man with matching socks.
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justme



Joined: 18 May 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you want to drive my mother-in-law absolutely ape-sh*t, all you have to do is tell her how I DON'T wear slippers in the house, summer or winter, rain or shine.

If that doesn't work, tell her about how I go out on the balcony in my BARE feet to water my plants, and I splash around with my BARE feet in the water that drains from the plants. And goddammit, I like it.

How I'm not yet dead, I do not know.
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

justme wrote:
If you want to drive my mother-in-law absolutely ape-sh*t, all you have to do is tell her how I DON'T wear slippers in the house, summer or winter, rain or shine.

If that doesn't work, tell her about how I go out on the balcony in my BARE feet to water my plants, and I splash around with my BARE feet in the water that drains from the plants. And goddammit, I like it.

How I'm not yet dead, I do not know.


Don't tell me. You drink cold water on hot days too ?
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31



Joined: 21 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baba Alex have you ever date MOD EDIT a student? With or without GHB or Rohypnol? Like she is saying ''rahat dur'' but you don`t dur.

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justme



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Location: Istanbul

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baba Alex wrote:


Don't tell me. You drink cold water on hot days too ?


Oh yeah, you betcher britches I do. I also sleep with the window open. Every night my husband makes me promise I'll take care of him if he gets sick and dies. Every morning he's surprised he's not only alive, but with a full range of motion in his neck and limbs.
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