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Golightly



Joined: 08 Feb 2005
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Location: in the bar, next to the raki

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

31 wrote:
Troll Alert


or should that be tart loller?
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justme



Joined: 18 May 2004
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Location: Istanbul

PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hee hee. My trip to the US Embassy in Ankara yielded not only a visa, but these excerpts from the Consular handout "Traffic Safety and Road Conditions":

"Drivers routinely ignore traffic regulations including driving through red lights and turning left from the far right-hand lane."

"Countrywide, 22% of all traffic-related deaths are pedestrians who frequently do not look for traffic before attempting to cross a street."

"There are 120,097 registered buses in Turkey. In 2002, 36,665 bus accidents were reported."

"Normally drivers who experience car troubles or accidents pull over to the side of the road and turn on their emergency lights to warn other drivers, but many drivers place a large rock or a pile of rocks about 10-15 meters behind their vehicles instead of turning on their emergency lights. While dangerous during daylight hours, this practice is deadly after dark when it is impossible to see stopped vehicles. In some instances, those drivers will leave the scene withou removing the rocks from the road."

"The Embassy recommends that you not drive after dark outside of major cities. Some vehicles drive without their lights on or with very low lights in an effort to save the battery power of their car, making it impossible to see them in advance. While driving, it is also not unusual to come across dead animals, rocks, or objects that have fallen from trucks such as fruits or vegetables."

Ah, the power of understatement....
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sandyhoney2



Joined: 01 Jun 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was nicked by a car once in Sirenevler. And I had looked both ways. That's a scary bus statistic though. On that note, I read a strange Turkish-tranlsated-into- English novel while in Istanbul about accidents and being drawn to bus accidents. I can't remember it exactly, does anyone know what I am talking about?
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thorn yeti



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hector_Lector wrote:
It�s a sign that Thorn Yeti is still alive and kicking.
Did someone call?
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alterego



Joined: 21 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"There are 120,097 registered buses in Turkey. In 2002, 36,665 bus accidents were reported."
absolutely scary.
i wonder how many of those accidents were repeats of the same kaptan. that should be easy to figure out and something can be done about those drivers.
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31



Joined: 21 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sure it would be so easy. Nobody has thought of that before. That is why is hasn`t been done. Lets alert the Ministry immediately.
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alterego



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

31, no need for .....
i thought this forum was a big
you can be the one with the balloon if you like.


so...
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justme



Joined: 18 May 2004
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, I'll take the balloon. But ı'm happy to share it. Perhaps we could all sit around for a rousing game of Don't Let The Balloon Touch The Floor...
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dmb



Joined: 12 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^ i have a warmer about not letting the balloon touching the floor.
sorry, cant help being tefltastic at times
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Golightly



Joined: 08 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sandyhoney2 wrote:
I was nicked by a car once in Sirenevler. And I had looked both ways. That's a scary bus statistic though. On that note, I read a strange Turkish-tranlsated-into- English novel while in Istanbul about accidents and being drawn to bus accidents. I can't remember it exactly, does anyone know what I am talking about?


That's almost certainly 'Yeni Hayat' or 'The New Life' by the incomparable Orhan Pamuk.
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