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Your least favorite cliches
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Chris_Crossley



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Location: Still in the centre of Furnace City, PRC, after eight years!!!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:53 am    Post subject: It isn't cricket! Reply with quote

matttheboy wrote:
"At the end of the day it's a game of two halves and the gaffer said that if the lads gave 110% and scored more goals than them we'd be able to pull it off. The other team must feel sick as a parrot."

Say it in a high squeaky voice and you've got david beckham. Mind you, footy players aren't the brightest bunch and asking them to string a sentence together without using cliches would be like getting blood from a stone.


Does this have any connection with the fact that your current avatar depicts a highly rare event in sport, namely England cricketers being triumphant over a successfully taken wicket?

Well, if so, "it isn't cricket"! (Not for the Aussies, anyway! Very Happy )

Hope our lot can do much better in the Second Test match - or is that tempting fate? Confused
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JonnytheMann



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"It will all work out in the end."
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merlin



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I'm part Native American" Rolling Eyes
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JonnytheMann



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

merlin wrote:
"I'm part Native American" Rolling Eyes


Hahahaha ... thank you for giving me the best laugh I've had all day! Smile

P.S. Be prepared to receive some wrath from the Cafe's "favorite" poster!
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merlin



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wink

But I'd hate to take you fishing.
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Chasgul



Joined: 04 May 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"What can you do?" (often said with a sigh)

Always gives me the urge to give them a few ideas. Twisted Evil
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frigginhippie



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

by native speakers: "play it by ear"

by students: "what a pity!" or any other expression highly outdated but still taught by their local teachers
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Chris_Crossley



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:44 am    Post subject: "Where you come from?" Reply with quote

"Where you come from?"

A typical Chinglish question asked of me by students when they are "shocked" ( Shocked) to hear me not speak with an American accent, but they seem not to have either the willingness or the capacity even to guess where I might be from, since guessing takes up too much of their valuable time, which could otherwise be devoted to talking on their mobile phones (that's "cellphones" for our North American cousins).
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SillySally



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:29 am    Post subject: y Reply with quote

My English is so poor, how can I make it better?
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BigMooseJohn



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:33 am    Post subject: Cliches Reply with quote

Hated
Do a quick and dirty.(my old accounting Boss)
Agree to disagree.(ditto)
Cool - in any form/expression.
Like..... - as in " I was like walking down the street....
What to say ?
How to do ?
Where to go ?
It is deeficult.
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JonnytheMann



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some Americans say mobile phone.
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merlin



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"North American Cousins" - So you're part Indian, too? Small world.

"Small World" ... ahem.

"Two countries divided by a common language" How many times do I have to hear this on a two-week trip to England?

"You don't sound/look/act American" Are we supposed to say "Thank you" to this one? How does one reply?

"Brave new world"
"Big brother"
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Chris_Crossley



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:49 am    Post subject: Cousins and un-PC terms Reply with quote

merlin wrote:
"North American Cousins" - So you're part Indian, too?


"Don't be so presumptuous!" [You think "Indians" are the only people who live in North America?!]

"That's so un-PC!" [I thought "Indian" was an "un-PC" term for what Americans refer to as "Native Americans" and what Canadians refer to as "First Nations" people.]
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slaqdog



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 1:15 am    Post subject: at the end of the day Reply with quote

Hate it to death==='at the end of the day' Mad
"that's the Gulf for you" Thanks china scribe this is said in a lotta different parts of the world-just change the location,
"I'm working on it" meaning 'Don't ask me again'
'Like it or lump it" Is lump code for another four letter word? Don't they know there is a further option? Twisted Evil
'My favoutite teacher'-from students not s*x partners
'this hurts me more than it hurts you'
and my all time favourite----"competitive local salary"--Why am I in competition with the local garbage men? They earn WHAT? Give me a shovel! Laughing
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Henry_Cowell



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JonnytheMann wrote:
Some Americans say mobile phone.
So do almost all Brits. It ain't a 'cliche'. It's the name of the darn thing!
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