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matttheboy

Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Posts: 854 Location: Valparaiso, Chile
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:10 am Post subject: |
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Aramas wrote: |
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... i see you more as Pauline Hanson than John Howard. |
No doubt wearing a pink latex gimp outfit. Generally it's considered poor taste to flaunt one's sexual fantasies in public. |
Strange how you came up with the collocation of Pauline Hanson and a gimp outfit...although it doesn't surprise me. Your attitudes towards foreigners suggest that you want to fu ck her up the ar se. |
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Justin Trullinger

Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 3110 Location: Seoul, South Korea and Myanmar for a bit
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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Aramas wrote:
matttheboy wrote:
... i see you more as Pauline Hanson than John Howard.
No doubt wearing a pink latex gimp outfit. Generally it's considered poor taste to flaunt one's sexual fantasies in public.
Strange how you came up with the collocation of Pauline Hanson and a gimp outfit...although it doesn't surprise me. Your attitudes towards foreigners suggest that you want to fu ck her up the ar se.
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WTF?
anyway, about venezuela and coaching English....
With an institute offering private classes to execs, my first questions would be:
Do they pay for last minute cancellations? How last minute is last minute?
Do they guarantee a minimum of hours, or is it up again, down again?
Any benefits? Visas provided? Spanish classes for newbies? Health insurance?
And, this is the biggy: Who is currently working for you that I can contact? And how about former teachers? (The thing is, all companies say they treat teachers well. Not all do. So I always like to see what the teachers, past and present, think about this. If the school hesitates to provide contact info, I can possibly find somebody online, but honestly, a school who hesitates is probably hesitating for a reason...I don't really wanna know.)
I'm not picking on you, Sonia. These are really the questions I would need answered by any organisation doing approximately what yours appears to be doing. And if the answers are good ones, great!
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P&G, Microsoft, Sun, Pfizer as well as government entities such as PDVSA, the National Budget Office and the Central Bank. |
If I were heading to Venezuela, and I will one of these days, I would be hesistant to start my experience in the country in a job that seemed to offer contact only with the upper classes, and primarily those involved in multinacionals. It's a good business pedigree that Sonia appears to be offering, but many of us aren't in Latin America just to be in business. For my money, unless they pay more than an "idealistic backpacker"'s wage, I'd rather be an actual idealistic backpacker...
But maybe, as it appears to be a newish company, there might be room for advancement...
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moonraven
Joined: 24 Mar 2004 Posts: 3094
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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I second the WTF, Justin.
Many posters on this board seem to believe that the ruder and cruder they are, the more credibility they have. Wrong.
I am now waiting for Furries to start posting their favorite sexual antics on this board and passing it all off as teaching credentials!
I also second Justin's questions. They are very much to the point. All schools, when they recruit on these boards, try to paint themselves as attractively as possible. And some of them--in non-virtual space--are pretty ugly places.
Work visas are next to impossible to get in Venezuela, so if they don't arrange for those, they are not really to be faulted for something that is the norm. The other elements are questions that should be answered honestly by the school.
I also would be uncomfortable spending my time just teaching the oligarchy in Caracas, as I think under those conditions one would not receive a panoramic view of the society. |
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sonia12
Joined: 09 Jun 2005 Posts: 13
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:13 pm Post subject: Answers |
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Thank you very much for the questions. Here are some answers:
Do they pay for last minute cancellations? How last minute is last minute?
We pay coaches for cancellations up to one hour before their sessions, or for those sessions taking place first thing in the morning and that are cancelled after business hours the night before.
Do they guarantee a minimum of hours, or is it up again, down again?
If you come to Venezuela under the CoachEnglish program, and make an availability committment during the week and an eight to twelve month commitment once you get here, we guarantee a monthly stipent of Bs. 900.000. If you coach more than the minimum you get paid more.
Any benefits? Visas provided? Spanish classes for newbies? Health insurance?
Under the CoachEnglish program we assist you with all visa procedures. We get you at the airpot, find a place for you to live, give you general relocation assistance, get you a cell phone and Spanish classes. On occasion we have organized trips to nearby beaches. We do not offer health insurance.
And, this is the biggy: Who is currently working for you that I can contact? And how about former teachers?
Contacting current and former coaches is key for anyone thinking of coming to work with us. Because so many people want to write, we make all emails available to prospective coaches once they have passed our initial phone interview stage.
Finally, I'd like to point out that our clients have included and include employees at PDVSA, INTEVEP, Banco Central, Oficina Nacional de Presupuesto and other government entities.
Thank you very much for your interest. |
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Justin Trullinger

Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 3110 Location: Seoul, South Korea and Myanmar for a bit
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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Hey Sonia,
Thanks for the complete, thoughtful answers. Pardon the scepticism you'll find on this kind of forum- there aren't many experienced EFLers out there who haven't been abused by an employer at one time or another. (Even those of us who are pretty hard to abuse have certainly had it tried.)
But if your answers are how it really turns out to be, you're doing a lot of the right things, and I wish you luck in your enterprise.
Regards,
Justin
PS. Of course, the one hour notice period seems short to me. I mean, it's a little to late to plan anything for your free period, so in that sense, the teacher has already "spent" the class time. That said, I admit that I don't know Venezuelan culture particularly well...could students be convinced that they have to pay for any classes cancelled the same day? In some places this works, but in others, puntuality, etc, are such "relaxed" concepts that students wouldn't go for it. I don't know how it is where you are... |
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moonraven
Joined: 24 Mar 2004 Posts: 3094
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:48 am Post subject: |
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Sonia:
I feel you are running around answering the questions.
1. You mention that you guarantee teachers 900,000 for a long-term commitment, and that if they teach more than the minimum they receive more. That's right around 400 dollars--pretty darn hard to live on it Caracas--and you do not say what the minimum of hours is.
2. Justin's point about cancellations is well-taken. Venezuelans are notoriously informal about payments and even more notorious is their lack of punctuality, so this sounds bad.
3. Then there's this obscurely couched info: "we assist you with all visa procedures. We get you at the airpot, find a place for you to live, give you general relocation assistance, get you a cell phone and Spanish classes. On occasion we have organized trips to nearby beaches. We do not offer health insurance."
A. Assisting with all visa procedures--how? Anyone arriving at Maiqueta receives a 6 months tourist visa automatically. Are you talking about assisting with a work visa--does that mean you are paying for that process--or just giving advice on how to present paperwork? Do any of your teachers have work visas?
B. Finding the teacher a place to live means you aren't helping financialy.
C. What is this general relocation assistance you mentioned?
D. Who pays for the cell phone?
E. Who pays for the Spanish classes?
This doesn't sound like much at all over and above 400 dollars a month. Most places that pay dinky wages like that at least provide housing! And health insurance, too.
I am, admittedly, not interested in applying--am just trying to point out to folks who aren't very savvy about these things that they need to ask you these questions. |
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Aramas
Joined: 13 Feb 2004 Posts: 874 Location: Slightly left of Centre
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:03 am Post subject: |
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Actually it sounds like it could be a reasonable place to work, although still not my cup of tea. $400USD a month is not terribly inspiring, but I've seen worse offers in the region, and a number of schools seem to find enough fools to keep them in business for less. Personally I wouldn't get out of bed for that. With expat health insurance at around $100USD a month and single accommodation at around $200USD, it doesn't leave much for luxuries like food and clothing.
Any general criticism of the school is just meant in the spirit of fun, and not to be taken too seriously - unlike the Tosser Brothers, who seem unable to take things any other way. What a petty and spiteful pair they are - a match made in hell, one might say. I'd like to wish them many happy evenings by the fireside, gossiping about their imaginary friends and fondling each other's bottoms.
The mission statement on the website is probably relevent to the target market, but that sort of pretentious twaddle really gets up my nose. It reeks of that evangelical greed that seems to permeate recent law and business graduates, not to mention proponents of franchises and pyramid schemes. Still, I've never met a small-business owner who gave a toss about anyone except themself, so it's to be expected.
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moonraven
Joined: 24 Mar 2004 Posts: 3094
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:18 am Post subject: |
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There are VOLUNTEER jobs in both Venezuela and Ecuador that pay more than that--around 450 for 20 hours a week, 600 for 30. And they provide health insurance. |
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Aramas
Joined: 13 Feb 2004 Posts: 874 Location: Slightly left of Centre
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:32 am Post subject: |
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moonraven wrote: |
There are VOLUNTEER jobs in both Venezuela and Ecuador that pay more than that--around 450 for 20 hours a week, 600 for 30. And they provide health insurance. |
True, but it takes all sorts. A lot of TEFLers are just off on their one and only Big Adventure before heading for the suburbs to breed and buy things. They don't expect to make a decent living in wild, dangerous, foreign places (ie anywhere except home), and the hand-holder/sweatshop business model seems to work well by targeting such people. Perhaps they get their value by having stories to tell their progeny, and see their 'stipend' as a subsidy for a ride at Disney's ForeignLand - rather like an employee discount. |
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moonraven
Joined: 24 Mar 2004 Posts: 3094
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:53 am Post subject: |
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I am not going to beat folks over the head to save them from their stupid decisions, Aramas. But I also do not like to see folks get ripped off.
At least volunteers may have a feeling of doing something FOR someone or for some cause. And it may be a scholarship for teaching in some cases, too. But working--I mean really working--for less than a volunteer's salary to teach English to folks who are--in the majority--employees of multinational companies? |
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vivaBarca
Joined: 03 Mar 2005 Posts: 151 Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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Aramas wrote: |
True, but it takes all sorts. A lot of TEFLers are just off on their one and only Big Adventure before heading for the suburbs to breed and buy things. They don't expect to make a decent living in wild, dangerous, foreign places (ie anywhere except home), and the hand-holder/sweatshop business model seems to work well by targeting such people. Perhaps they get their value by having stories to tell their progeny, and see their 'stipend' as a subsidy for a ride at Disney's ForeignLand - rather like an employee discount. |
Au contraire, oh Enlightened One. Although I understand the profound difficulty and anxiety that must arise from deriving the value of one's existence through combative, bitter, and, of course, self-congratulatory postings on an internet message board - surely the preeminent forum for influencing world social policy - this time, amigo, you're one paragraph short of a self-righteous dissertation. Allow me to drop some knowledge on you.
1. In the above posting, you viciously rail against anyone who has a desire to see the world, but can only, as a result of circumstances deemed completely unacceptable to you (trifling issues such as enormous University/Post-University debt, commitments, and something that is apparently a foreign concept, but known by sociable people who don't spend their precious life's time angrily wasting away on a computer: "relationships," etc.). So then, what would you have these people do - just stay at home (die is not an answer) and miss the opportunity, so championed by the likes of you, to actually "use their passport" and see the world? If they stay home, it's typical - if they try to see the world, it's just as much a perversion. You make it a zero-sum game; absolute snobbery it's finest. I know that you'll gladly take any charge of snobbery as a compliment, so go ahead and take it my man, you've earned it.
2. Breeding. "Breeding," as opposed to "having children" is a rather animalistic term that implies procreation in an abundant, naturally occuring fashion. Funny that you use this term to describe the mating habits of your depraved suburban-dwelling misanthropes. Again, amigo, your emotions are getting the best of you. These "suburbanites" you speak of - inhabitants of developed countries (or in your ceaseless attempt to be part of the currently chic "anticolonialism" camp, of the U.S.) - have the lowest childbirth rates in the world, whereas less developed countries of Africa, Asia, and South America have much higher rates of childbirth. And yet you accuse the suburbanites - who obviously, because of their lust for material possessions and blood, are economically resigned to providing for only two or three offspring - of "breeding." However, in Somalia, which according to the World Bank has one of the world's highest birthrates at 50/1000, you wouldn't considering indiscriminate childbirth "breeding."
3. You people should be really proud of yourselves. Pastimes that including: ridiculing beginners who have no prior knowledge of teaching english and consciously attempt to better themselves by coming onto sites like this; spewing vemon towards anyone who may happen to disagree with your divinely incontestable self-righteousness by character smearing, intellectual snobbery, or just plain bitterness at a regretful life are all worthy traits. As a TEFL teacher (which by most accords implies you are a FOREIGNER), you are really the chosen vanguard of the poor, exploited masses that you live amongst. Please. Perhaps if you actually spent your time actually TRYING to affect the social changes and the people that you so bitterly oppose, you'd be able to claim even a minute bit of respect. Sorry CHE, I don't think instigating arguments on-line to get your jollies counts for revolutionary action.
No, I didn't head up an English department in Kazakhstan nor do I trumpet my token "friends" who are locals of some exotic place. In fact, I'll be the first to admit I may not know much. But, I do know that your blatant lack of respect for others who share this board and subsequent attempts to viciously judge/quiet those who oppose your views is insufferable.
"The need to be right -- the sign of a vulgar mind" Albert Camus |
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nickynunu

Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 8
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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There are VOLUNTEER jobs in both Venezuela and Ecuador that pay more than that--around 450 for 20 hours a week, 600 for 30. And they provide health insurance. |
That sounds interesting; I wonder, do you have any information on such jobs?
Cheers, and why not tone down the "Bad Vibes" setting on your computer terminals already? |
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Stevenusmc
Joined: 20 Jul 2005 Posts: 2
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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I could of not said it better viva. Thank you for sticking up for the beginners. Sometimes people forget where they come from.
Semper Fi,
Steven |
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sonia12
Joined: 09 Jun 2005 Posts: 13
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:49 pm Post subject: More answers |
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Hi guys. Sorry if it seemed as if I was "running around answering questions"
Question 1. You mention that you guarantee teachers 900,000 for a long-term commitment, and that if they teach more than the minimum they receive more. That's right around 400 dollars--pretty darn hard to live on it Caracas--and you do not say what the minimum of hours is.
- the Bs. 900.000 per month is a payment for 60 hours of work per month, which is what we guarantee. If we can't give the coaching hours because the country goes crazy on a given week, we still pay for the hours. We will probably give more hours of Coaching per week, and we expect Coaches to honor them, and we will pay for them.
-we think it misleading to translate the pay scale to dollars, since all services are in bolivares. a room with a family in the city's safest county, walking distance to malls and metro, costs approx. Bs. 350.000. The entry level salary for management positions at places like Accenture and Procter & Gamble in Caracas is Bs. 1.300.000 per month including benefits. A University professor, with a PhD, at Universidad Central de Venezuela, would make the same during their first years of work. This is not to say that we wouldn't want to pay more, but just to give some real context.
-if anyone is looking to save money or pay debts coming to work with us we are not the place to go. The salary will provide for an independent student life-style in downtown Caracas.
Question 2. Justin's point about cancellations is well-taken. Venezuelans are notoriously informal about payments and even more notorious is their lack of punctuality, so this sounds bad.
-Cancellations are our biggest problem and challenge as a company. We protect Coaches by honoring our minimum 60 hour x month committment, as well as the hour or night before notice. In addition, we spend all our energy reprogramming cancellations to make sure we get to coach more hours.
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Question 3. Assisting with all visa procedures--how? Anyone arriving at Maiqueta receives a 6 months tourist visa automatically. Are you talking about assisting with a work visa--does that mean you are paying for that process--or just giving advice on how to present paperwork? Do any of your teachers have work visas?
-Venezuelan law provides for student visas for anyone wanting to study Spanish in Venezuela, and for the provision of work scholarships (beca trabajo). For over 30 years Centro Venezolano Americano, IESEC, and for some time Inlingua have procured student visas for their instructors who are coming to learn the language or engage in internships or work exchange programs. We have followed that precedent and work with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to procure those visas for our prospective Coaches, who come to study Spanish with us (Prospective coaches must pay a $60 fee directly to the Consulate)
Question 4. Finding the teacher a place to live means you aren't helping financialy.
-Finding a place to live means doing all the work (and it isn't little work) to find, screen and interviewiew the best possible places for our coaches to live in. We take the Coaches to the first meeting with the potential landlord, translate and help in any other way if its necessary.
D. Who pays for the cell phone?
-We pay for the cell phone equipment, not the minutes.
E. Who pays for the Spanish classes?
-The Spanish classes are an integral of our program and we pay for them.
Hope this answers all. Thank you. |
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Aramas
Joined: 13 Feb 2004 Posts: 874 Location: Slightly left of Centre
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:20 am Post subject: |
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Viva - Has it occurred to you that my posts might be somewhat tongue-in-cheek? Lighten up!  |
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