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khmerhit
Joined: 31 May 2003 Posts: 1874 Location: Reverse Culture Shock Unit
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 10:37 pm Post subject: THROWBACK |
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yes indeed mr Robaded. Bertrand reminds me of that character in Lucky Jim (speaking of the 50s)-- Jim dixon's pompous professor. well-spotted.
If he was a fish (sorry-- were) I would indeed throw him back. |
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RobADED
Joined: 25 Jun 2003 Posts: 12
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 10:39 pm Post subject: Re: THROWBACK |
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khmerhit wrote: |
yes indeed mr Robaded. Bertrand reminds me of that character in Lucky Jim (speaking of the 50s)-- Jim dixon's pompous professor. well-spotted.
If he was a fish (sorry-- were) I would indeed throw him back. |
Ah Those pompous professors of old, the white man's burden and all that. Why do we have so few reminders of the good ole days. |
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khmerhit
Joined: 31 May 2003 Posts: 1874 Location: Reverse Culture Shock Unit
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:19 am Post subject: |
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If he's the same Bertrand I know of, he's a 13 year old idiot savant in Cleveland. Sometimes his parents take the leash off, thus the above comments from him. |
Priceless.  |
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bluey
Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Posts: 50 Location: Shanghai
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 10:55 am Post subject: |
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I'm afraid our very own Nutty Proffessor may have been overdoing it on the old Medicinal Herbs.
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On the very few occasions that I have seen hash or grass on the mainland then yes, I have always snapped it up! |
Drugs, as we all know, are a dangerous narcotic. In this case the typical side effects of the dreaded "reefer" are becoming frighteningly evident in Bertrand. It's every mother's nightmare.
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Chungking Mansions....
...Great place to score hash and grass though.  |
As you can see, the (selective) loss of short-term memory has taken its toll, the good doctor now having completely forgotten his engagement in this thread, and in many others where he was initially a ferocious contributor.
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Whenever I have to go to the mainland I always find myself asking the same question: where's the smoke man? |
More serious side effects are sometimes described as "throwing a whitey" - a state where the user becomes inactive and paranoid, often after an extended and humiliating period of verbal diahorrea, involving the unseemly discharge of copious amounts of bile.
I've also looked up "Delusions of Grandeur" but apparently that's only for people with syphilis. Phew! Can't be our Bertie then, can it?
Really, the only decent response Bertrand could make on this and many other threads would consist of an acknowledgement that he understands what's wrong with his posts and an open apology. Odds, anyone? |
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khmerhit
Joined: 31 May 2003 Posts: 1874 Location: Reverse Culture Shock Unit
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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500 to 1  |
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Minhang Oz

Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Posts: 610 Location: Shanghai,ex Guilin
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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Nice research work Dr Bluey!
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Linda L.
Joined: 03 Jul 2003 Posts: 146
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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Balls to the wall boys - get him and hang em high!!!! |
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chinasyndrome

Joined: 17 Mar 2003 Posts: 673 Location: In the clutches of the Red Dragon. Erm...China
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:56 am Post subject: |
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[quote="khmerhit"]
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Mate, you're more conservative than the Chinese! Now how many noughts are there in a grillion?  |
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Bertrand
Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Posts: 293
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:32 am Post subject: |
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But I think you are (knowingly) ignoring the basic facts of the case: anyone can get a job 'teaching' English in China; even non-qualified, unexperienced, non-native speakers! It is the facts of the case that give the TEFLers in China their definition, i.e., that of being at the bottom. This does not entail that all teachers in China are bad, merely (to repeat the same words, something that must be done often on this forum) that anyone can get a 'teaching' post there. I know, unfortunately I had to work with such people once. It is this terrible state of affairs in China that gives all other teachers a bad name (and most of the decent, experienced, professional teachers in the PRC do not deny this, on the contrary, they propogate the same view and lament the fact that anyone can get a job there). If you must know, I think that China happens to have some of the best English teachers in the world (at least from those around the globe that I have seen). However, and as much as you might not like this and as much as it may remind you just where you are, China also has the vast majority of the worst teachers in the world. If you don't believe me, try sending your CV to a firm or government institution in, say, Singapore, Hong Kong, or Sweden, or Finland. Or, better still, send it to Saudi Arabia and see what (if any) reply you get. I don't think that any more than perhaps 5% of the 'teachers' in China would even get an answer.
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smarts
Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Posts: 159 Location: beijing
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:51 am Post subject: |
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Bertrand wrote: |
However, and as much as you might not like this and as much as it may remind you just where you are, China also has the vast marority of the worst teachers in the world. |
I don't think you need to be taking a stab at the teachers in China. The Chinese teachers are doing the best they can given their environment.
by the way Professor, marority is the majority
now actually, I'd be one of the last to get at a spelling mistake, not being a teacher and all that, but since you come across as being such a ....what's the word....? it had to get a mention. |
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Bertrand
Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Posts: 293
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 7:13 am Post subject: |
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smarts wrote: |
I don't think you need to be taking a stab at the teachers in China. The Chinese teachers are doing the best they can given their environment. |
No, I was referring strictly to English teachers in China (TEFLers in China), NOT Chinese teachers (whether you mean by this teachers who are Chinese nationals or teachers of the Chinese languages).
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by the way Professor |
I have NEVER claimed to be a professor. To be awarded a professorship you need no less than 100 published academic papers in internationally recognised journals, conference proceedings, etc. |
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Count_Fathom
Joined: 17 Apr 2003 Posts: 92
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 7:47 am Post subject: |
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Reading this for the first time, I was pleasantly surprised to see an excellent reference to a Mr. Leopold Bloom. I think of Bertrand this way: often intelligent and well spoken, pissing people off as a by-product of his genetic make-up. |
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bluey
Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Posts: 50 Location: Shanghai
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 8:31 am Post subject: |
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Bertrand, quivering with a mixture of indignation and excitement, wrote: |
I have NEVER claimed to be a professor. |
Profess: (Synonyms from MS Word Thesaurus)
Admit
Own up
Confess
Agree
Allow
Acknowledge
Recognize
It's just lovely to find myself agreeing with you, Bertrand.
It seems on almost all counts you are highly unlikely ever to profess anything.  |
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Minhang Oz

Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Posts: 610 Location: Shanghai,ex Guilin
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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Bertrand [that's as in "Russell" folks] signs off one of his rare Hong Kong Forum posts with "Dr. 'Bertrand' BA MA[Hons] Ph.D".
I cannot spot a teaching credential in there, yet he is quick to pass judgement on the teaching credentials of others. He would be unable to secure a state or private school job in Australia, as he's under qualified.
So, until he can establish some credibility as a teacher, let alone as a teacher assessor, I suggest he restricts his comments to his area of expertise, which would appear to limit him to linguistics.
In the mean time, he may care to enlighten the forum as to the history and nature of his EF employment in China. Some readers out there with EF experience may know him - just PM me for his name. |
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AKA
Joined: 04 Jul 2003 Posts: 184 Location: China
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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As is often the case, Bertrand is pulling more than our collective leg.
Here's the first Saudi Arabia TEFL job I came across on Dave's job board.
I'd qualify [although I think only 2 years experience is pathetic - what can you learn about teaching in that time?], and so would thousands of other China FT's. But who'd WANT to go to a country so screwed up they can't employ women by law, and you can't get a beer, or for Bertie, a smoke?
No wonder the salary is high......and it's the only thing high you're likely to find there, as Bertrand obviously hasn't been tempted.
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EFL Lecturer Positions (2-year renewable contract): Dammam, Saudi Arabia
Posted By: Dammam Community College <mailto:[email protected]?subject=EFL Lecturer Positions (2-year renewable contract): Dammam, Saudi Arabia>
Date: Saturday, 12 July 2003, at 7:13 a.m.
KING FAHD UNIVERSITY OF PETROLEUM & MINERALS
Dammam Community College
BOX #5084, KFUPM, DHAHRAN 31261
SAUDI ARABIA
EFL Lecturer Positions (2-year renewable contract)
We are interested in recruiting well-qualified, committed and experienced teachers of EFL/ESL/EAP for our Orientation English Program (OEP) at the newly established community college in Dammam (a KFUPM affiliate). Instructors will teach a well-establishd structured 20-hour-per-week pre-university intensive course in English. The OEP is part of the Preparatory Year, preparing male students for English-medium studies leading to an associate degree in science, engineering or industrial management.
Candidates are invited to apply for immediate openings for the semester commencing in Sept. 2003.
APPLICANTS MUST BE MALE, NATIVE SPEAKER, WITH A FIRST DEGREE FROM AN ANGLOPHONIC UNIVERSITY.
To comply with Saudi government regulations all candidates must be male and under the age of 60 years at the time of appointment.
QUALIFICATIONS
A Degree in TEFL/TESOL or Applied Linguistics or a one- year, full-time postgraduate diploma in TEFL/TESL from an accredited university is preferred. More basic postgraduate qualifications in TESOL (e.g. RSA/UCLES DELTA or Dip TEFLA) can also be considered for candidates with appropriate experience.
EXPERIENCE
At least two years' full-time teaching of EFL/EAP is highly preferred.
COMPENSATION
SALARIES are competitive depending on qualifications and experience and range from a yearly salary of SR 75,000 to SR120,000 (approx. $20,000 to $32,000). All compensation is tax-free. |
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