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khmerhit



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 10:37 pm    Post subject: THROWBACK Reply with quote

yes indeed mr Robaded. Bertrand reminds me of that character in Lucky Jim (speaking of the 50s)-- Jim dixon's pompous professor. well-spotted.

If he was a fish (sorry-- were) I would indeed throw him back.
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RobADED



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 10:39 pm    Post subject: Re: THROWBACK Reply with quote

khmerhit wrote:
yes indeed mr Robaded. Bertrand reminds me of that character in Lucky Jim (speaking of the 50s)-- Jim dixon's pompous professor. well-spotted.

If he was a fish (sorry-- were) I would indeed throw him back.


Ah Those pompous professors of old, the white man's burden and all that. Why do we have so few reminders of the good ole days.
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khmerhit



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kimo wrote:
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If he's the same Bertrand I know of, he's a 13 year old idiot savant in Cleveland. Sometimes his parents take the leash off, thus the above comments from him.


Priceless. Very Happy Wink
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bluey



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm afraid our very own Nutty Proffessor may have been overdoing it on the old Medicinal Herbs.

Bertrand wrote:
On the very few occasions that I have seen hash or grass on the mainland then yes, I have always snapped it up!


Drugs, as we all know, are a dangerous narcotic. Evil or Very Mad In this case the typical side effects of the dreaded "reefer" are becoming frighteningly evident in Bertrand. It's every mother's nightmare.

Bertrand wrote:
Chungking Mansions....
...Great place to score hash and grass though. Smile Smile Smile


As you can see, the (selective) loss of short-term memory has taken its toll, the good doctor now having completely forgotten his engagement in this thread, and in many others where he was initially a ferocious contributor.

Bertrand wrote:
Whenever I have to go to the mainland I always find myself asking the same question: where's the smoke man?


More serious side effects are sometimes described as "throwing a whitey" Shocked - a state where the user becomes inactive and paranoid, often after an extended and humiliating period of verbal diahorrea, involving the unseemly discharge of copious amounts of bile.

I've also looked up "Delusions of Grandeur" but apparently that's only for people with syphilis. Phew! Can't be our Bertie then, can it? Embarassed

Really, the only decent response Bertrand could make on this and many other threads would consist of an acknowledgement that he understands what's wrong with his posts and an open apology. Odds, anyone?
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khmerhit



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

500 to 1 Very Happy
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Minhang Oz



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice research work Dr Bluey!

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Linda L.



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Balls to the wall boys - get him and hang em high!!!!
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chinasyndrome



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
[quote="khmerhit"]

500 to 1 Very Happy


Mate, you're more conservative than the Chinese! Now how many noughts are there in a grillion? Wink
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Bertrand



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But I think you are (knowingly) ignoring the basic facts of the case: anyone can get a job 'teaching' English in China; even non-qualified, unexperienced, non-native speakers! It is the facts of the case that give the TEFLers in China their definition, i.e., that of being at the bottom. This does not entail that all teachers in China are bad, merely (to repeat the same words, something that must be done often on this forum) that anyone can get a 'teaching' post there. I know, unfortunately I had to work with such people once. It is this terrible state of affairs in China that gives all other teachers a bad name (and most of the decent, experienced, professional teachers in the PRC do not deny this, on the contrary, they propogate the same view and lament the fact that anyone can get a job there). If you must know, I think that China happens to have some of the best English teachers in the world (at least from those around the globe that I have seen). However, and as much as you might not like this and as much as it may remind you just where you are, China also has the vast majority of the worst teachers in the world. If you don't believe me, try sending your CV to a firm or government institution in, say, Singapore, Hong Kong, or Sweden, or Finland. Or, better still, send it to Saudi Arabia and see what (if any) reply you get. I don't think that any more than perhaps 5% of the 'teachers' in China would even get an answer.

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smarts



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bertrand wrote:
However, and as much as you might not like this and as much as it may remind you just where you are, China also has the vast marority of the worst teachers in the world.


I don't think you need to be taking a stab at the teachers in China. The Chinese teachers are doing the best they can given their environment.

by the way Professor, marority is the majority

now actually, I'd be one of the last to get at a spelling mistake, not being a teacher and all that, but since you come across as being such a ....what's the word....? it had to get a mention.
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Bertrand



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

smarts wrote:
I don't think you need to be taking a stab at the teachers in China. The Chinese teachers are doing the best they can given their environment.


No, I was referring strictly to English teachers in China (TEFLers in China), NOT Chinese teachers (whether you mean by this teachers who are Chinese nationals or teachers of the Chinese languages).

smarts wrote:
by the way Professor


I have NEVER claimed to be a professor. To be awarded a professorship you need no less than 100 published academic papers in internationally recognised journals, conference proceedings, etc.
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Count_Fathom



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reading this for the first time, I was pleasantly surprised to see an excellent reference to a Mr. Leopold Bloom. I think of Bertrand this way: often intelligent and well spoken, pissing people off as a by-product of his genetic make-up.
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bluey



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bertrand, quivering with a mixture of indignation and excitement, wrote:
I have NEVER claimed to be a professor.

Profess: (Synonyms from MS Word Thesaurus)
Admit
Own up
Confess
Agree
Allow
Acknowledge
Recognize

It's just lovely to find myself agreeing with you, Bertrand.
It seems on almost all counts you are highly unlikely ever to profess anything. Wink
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Minhang Oz



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bertrand [that's as in "Russell" folks] signs off one of his rare Hong Kong Forum posts with "Dr. 'Bertrand' BA MA[Hons] Ph.D".
I cannot spot a teaching credential in there, yet he is quick to pass judgement on the teaching credentials of others. He would be unable to secure a state or private school job in Australia, as he's under qualified.

So, until he can establish some credibility as a teacher, let alone as a teacher assessor, I suggest he restricts his comments to his area of expertise, which would appear to limit him to linguistics.
In the mean time, he may care to enlighten the forum as to the history and nature of his EF employment in China. Some readers out there with EF experience may know him - just PM me for his name.
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AKA



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As is often the case, Bertrand is pulling more than our collective leg.
Here's the first Saudi Arabia TEFL job I came across on Dave's job board.
I'd qualify [although I think only 2 years experience is pathetic - what can you learn about teaching in that time?], and so would thousands of other China FT's. But who'd WANT to go to a country so screwed up they can't employ women by law, and you can't get a beer, or for Bertie, a smoke?
No wonder the salary is high......and it's the only thing high you're likely to find there, as Bertrand obviously hasn't been tempted.
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