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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmb wrote:
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it simply crumbles
Hmmm rhubarb and custard. When is the the Rhubarb season in Thrace?


btw I have a packet of custard in the cupboard. It is a powder ..... yet creamy.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. pickle
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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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pickle
I'm on to my last bottle of Branston Crying or Very sad I don't think it will last the month. May need to do a long weekend away on The !9th of May to stock up on essentials.
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmb wrote:
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I'm on to my last bottle of Branston Crying or Very sad I don't think it will last the month. May need to do a long weekend away on The !9th of May to stock up on essentials.

I finished my last bit of branston t'other day. I'm hoping Easyjet's cheap Istanbul flights will send more friends over so I get more pork pickle and cider. I've still got a pickled egg, mind.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I've still got a pickled egg, mind.
'tis better than a pickled liver.
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I've still got a pickled egg, mind.
'tis better than a pickled liver.

Pickled liver doesn't roll of your plate though.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*hint* cut the egg in half, doesn't roll then
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmb wrote:
*hint* cut the egg in half, doesn't roll then

better than smearing it with jam then.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmmmmmmmmm pickled egg and jam
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

btw. Please, anyone feel free to interupt the rambling of a couple of madmen and answer the OP.

To remind you- Who is the statue of in Bebek park?
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmb wrote:
btw. Please, anyone feel free to interupt the rambling of a couple of madmen and answer the OP.

To remind you- Who is the statue of in Bebek park?


It's me after a plateful of pickled eggs and jam.
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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^Hang on, didn't Calsimsek claim to be the be the fattest on page one of this thread. OH I'm just confused. I still haven't worked out if Baba or Entrialicus is the (most) drunk(est).

So who is the most Osmanli? Can anyone bring any sort of sense to this thread/post/forum/life Confused ?
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calsimsek



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmb:
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didn't Calsimsek claim to be the be the fattest on page one of this thread. OH I'm just confused. I still haven't worked out if Baba or Entrialicus is the (most) drunk(est).


Yea so.... What's it to you......I told you I was no where near Bebek.

Beyaz Beynir and Jam on hot toast, with salam.....MMMMMMMMM. Smile Wink
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like menemen and toast
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Entrailicus wrote:
Fantastic, this is exactly the kind of thread that drives some people nuts.



Lard.




A man goes to the doctor's with a steering wheel on his crotch.

The doctor says 'What's that?'

The man says 'It happened in a car accident'
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dmb



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^I don't get that.
I have a joke about Gary Glitter and wearing a tie to court. But I won't share it as it is rude.
you'll have to make up your own jokes about GG.(Psst think phonetically- tie =?)
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