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To create an impression at an interview, what would you conspicuously have under you arm?
A highlighted copy of a research paper ...
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An ELT Periodical ...
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A (valued) recent TEFL publication ...
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A whole rack of them ...
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The Sun or other such rag ...
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Hair ...
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Amusing answer below ...
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Sheikh Inal Ovar



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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:40 am    Post subject: Creating the right impression Reply with quote

To create an impression at an interview, what would you conspicuously have under you arm?
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justme



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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What did you take with you, Sheikh?
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Sheikh Inal Ovar



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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The shifty answer would be ... 'amusing answer below' ...

But to get into the spirit of things, I'd say for the Gulf interview - to lay my cards on the table - a copy of the Economist ... that is of course with a blah blah conference bag (containing a sarnie) slung over my shoulder ...

You?
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sheikh Inal Ovar wrote:
The shifty answer would be ... 'amusing answer below' ...

But to get into the spirit of things, I'd say for the Gulf interview - to lay my cards on the table - a copy of the Economist ... that is of course with a blah blah conference bag (containing a sarnie) slung over my shoulder ...

You?


Conference bag all the way.....
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justme



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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not clever enough to think ahead about what to conspicuously carry with me, so it would probably be a bottle of water and whatever I'd brought along to read on the bus...
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

justme wrote:
I'm not clever enough to think ahead about what to conspicuously carry with me, so it would probably be a bottle of water and whatever I'd brought along to read on the bus...


Razzle?
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justme



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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That, or Tiger Beat.


If they still print Tiger Beat, that is...
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

justme wrote:
That, or Tiger Beat.


If they still print Tiger Beat, that is...

That's neat! That's neat! That's neat! That's neat!
I really love that Tiger Beat.
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Golightly



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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd have the rest of my body. Disembodied limbs generally don't go down too well in interviews.


a definition of embarassment: cutting your arms off, walking into a pub and shouting, 'don't worry about me, I'm already legless!', then realizing you'd f*cked up the punchline. Embarassed Rolling Eyes
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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
I'd say for the Gulf interview
A copy of your MA... oh no I have developed thrifty's cynicism
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thrifty



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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have I rubbed off on you?
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Sheikh Inal Ovar



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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Golightly wrote:
Disembodied limbs generally don't go down too well in interviews.


Call me old fashioned, but I prefer to refrain from eating during interviews ...

Where's my Basil Brush picture gone ...
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Golightly



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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and the two most hated cartoon/children's tv characters?


Gadaffi Duck annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndd....
Basra Brush! Boom Boom!



*coat*
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Sheikh Inal Ovar



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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Hat is thrown after him and rolls out of doorway ... door closes*

*Door opens ... *



"I've come about the job"
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justme



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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey! Wukka wukka wukka!
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