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justme

Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 1944 Location: Istanbul
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:35 am Post subject: Another Use For Yoghurt |
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Wow. I thought they'd pretty much found all the things yoghurt helps, but they've really outdone themselves.
http://www.zaman.com/?bl=national&alt=&hn=33425
Yoghurt. It cures what ails ya. |
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yaramaz

Joined: 05 Mar 2003 Posts: 2384 Location: Not where I was before
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:28 am Post subject: |
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If they used Pınar products, do they get a free internal organ puppet? |
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justme

Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 1944 Location: Istanbul
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:49 am Post subject: |
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Good question, yaramaz. It depends if it takes 100 puan worth of yoghurt to counteract radiation poisoning.
And to think the fallout from Chernobyl could have been averted if they'd just eaten yoghurt... |
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yaramaz

Joined: 05 Mar 2003 Posts: 2384 Location: Not where I was before
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:11 am Post subject: |
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They could have had a puppet show afterwards as well, to counteract the effects of post apocalyptic depression! |
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saloma

Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 211
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:15 am Post subject: |
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One of the internal organs I can't figure out. It's pink and looks like a pen1s. It might be a nose. It bugs me everytime I see it. |
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yaramaz

Joined: 05 Mar 2003 Posts: 2384 Location: Not where I was before
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:20 am Post subject: |
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I want to know why only kemmik, baarsak and beyn are on offer as puppets and not the reddy pink phallic one. Discrimination!
http://www.pinar.com.tr/
Pınar ye ye ye ye ye yeeeeeeeee! |
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yaramaz

Joined: 05 Mar 2003 Posts: 2384 Location: Not where I was before
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:23 am Post subject: |
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The penıs on is called murrun. (http://www.pinar.com.tr/download/download.asp?assettypeID=6&navID=27)
What's a murrun? (gosh that sounded just like Bugs Bunny!) |
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saloma

Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 211
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:28 am Post subject: |
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To make it even more phallic, it only has one eye. |
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justme

Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 1944 Location: Istanbul
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:27 am Post subject: |
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I just searched around for murrun, and my best guess is that it's a nose.
Except I don't know how milk helps your nose. Yoghurt maybe, but not milk... |
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Sheikh Inal Ovar

Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 1208 Location: Melo Drama School
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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I thought you girls already had a thread ...
All this talk of !*@!! and not a bloke in sight, tararu ... Hark! what echo rings yonder ...
tararu wrote: |
lt's typical how men somehow bring the conversation back to their nether regions. |
Women, it would seem, are seldom off the topic ... |
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yaramaz

Joined: 05 Mar 2003 Posts: 2384 Location: Not where I was before
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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Dude, we was jes' talkin' 'bout puppets 'n milk 'n internal organs... |
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justme

Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 1944 Location: Istanbul
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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Contrary to popular belief, men are better off staying out of women's penıs discussions. It can be very demoralizing for you. Belittling, more like... |
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dmb

Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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justme wrote: |
Contrary to popular belief, men are better off staying out of women's penıs discussions. It can be very demoralizing for you. Belittling, more like... |
No. No. No. I'm afraid I have to step in here. we are just being nice to you. lulling you into a false sense of security. Don't you know a certain footie tournament starts next week. We are in preparation.
Oh and if you need some liquid prep, the pub quiz tonight is at 10 at the usual place. |
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Sheikh Inal Ovar

Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 1208 Location: Melo Drama School
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:26 am Post subject: |
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Belittling only for
those who live by the (pork) sword
as it is written that they
shall die by the (pork) sword
In the spirit of sexual equality, isn't it about time this thread went onto something more neutral ... like 'hooters' ... |
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tekirdag

Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Posts: 505
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:59 am Post subject: |
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mmmmm hooters.....  |
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