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[dmb]

How can I get these white boxes round quotes? I can't get it to work.

[Gordon]

First press the quote button, then paste the quoted message, then press the quote button again.

Hint: Put in the quote as you're writing your message, otherwise the quote marks end up at the end of the message sometimes.

[dduck]

Gordon, I mentioned this in dmb's other post of the same name. You can paste the text first, highlight it, then press the Quote button. This adds quotes and end quotes the text in a oner.

Iain

[khmerhit]

Subject: Peter Kay Classics............

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it.
I said "Thyroid problem?"

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realised
that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to
forgive me.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For
ten
years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go
swimming.

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder.
I don't get on with my real ladder.

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
Motorists
are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But
one
day I turned to my bullies and said - Sticks and stones
may break my bones but names will never hurt me, and it worked! From
there
on it was sticks and stones all the way.

My Dad used to say always fight fire with fire, which is probably why
he
got thrown out of the fire brigade.

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have
a
good hand.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law.
My neighbour said are you going to help? I said No, Six should be
enough.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of
meat?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all
nervous and give the wrong answers.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things
they
don't understand, such as working for a living.

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've
forgotten this before.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

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[dyak]

Hehe... best thread of the summer...

[dmb]

Nice one khmerhit