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Otterman Ollie · Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:06 am Post subject:

B.A, throwing any pooey substance at the Queen seems a bit extreme to me,care to enlighten us as to the reason why you feel such hostility towards her, especially as its widely known she enjoys a good game of football(as a spectator of course)I believe she's a Chelsea fan .

Golightly · Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:33 pm Post subject:

I've heard she still has a bit of Greek in her. But only on his birthday.

Baba Alex · Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 2411

Otterman Ollie · Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:24 am Post subject:

Come on man yer gonna have to do better than that,just what is it that you find to vent your spleen and an undisclosed amount of brown stuff at our beloved monarch,are you a republician or somefink like ?

Baba Alex · Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 2411

Yes, good question. I don't actually wish to throw plop-plops at the Queen because her herself has done anything directly to harm me. The idea interests me because I wonder what kind of penalty I would receive. It's probably one of the most disgusting acts you could commit on someone, without being particularly cruel or particularly harmful. I reckon that if I did it to an innocent bystander, or to a personal enemy - fine? suspended sentence? 6 months max. But would the British right-wing media be able to handle such a lenient sentence. Would I get a harsher sentence because it was the Queen? Is there something in law for that? Or shouldn't I be ALLOWED to throw faeces at the Queen? She is MY figurehead whether I like it or not. Shouldn't I be allowed to get SOME kind of use out of her? What kind of a reaction would I get? And, if done in private, would the palace simply wish to cover the whole incident up, and I get off scot-free? As for being a republican? No way. Anarchist.

dmb · Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397

Could it be treason?

Golightly · Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:48 pm Post subject:

No, TB abolished all remaining hanging offences from the statute book back in 97. Interestingly, one of them was hanging for Piracy. Yaaar!
I think you might get lynched by a mob of enraged old people should you get within poop-flinging range of Her Maj. This is why it would probably be better to do it at a distance - a cr.ap catapult! or a turd trebuchet. failing that, you could train up a load of attack chimps, who are well known for flinging their own faecal matter at anything they consider to be an imminent threat.

Kodak · Joined: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 101 Location: Leeds, England

You could use messenger pigeons. Or is pigeon poop not really good enough for the purpose?

I love old laws that seem to still be around. Apparently it's still perfectly legal to kills a Sctosman within York city walls with a bow and arrow Surprised

dmb · Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397

Kodak · Joined: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 101 Location: Leeds, England

howmucharefags · Joined: 30 Nov 2004 Posts: 299 Location: Eskisehir

I'd like to see you stop 20 Buckfast charged Rangers hooligans with bows and arrows. We would be using yer maw as a shield by the way.

Scotland 3 France 0. Prediction for today.

dmb · Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397

I couldn't have put it more eloquently.