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How to cope with indisciplined Turkish school children
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dmb



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^ don't stare too long at Justme's thingy... it makes you feel a little green I need a lie down.
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

justme wrote:
Yeah, though perhaps he's a bit under the weather. The old one broke so this, apparently, is his cousin.

(Actually, I just didn't feel ready to commit to a new little thingie so I found one that's not at all unlike the old one...)

Yeah, but what is it?
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dmb



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a thingy Baba Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you get when you cross a helicopter and a rhinocerous?








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dmb



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah random joke time. My favourite.
ted and Julie meet. They go back to Julie's for the first time.

She warns Ted 'I have acute angina'
Ted responds 'Your br.easts are ok too'

Golighty, where did you leave my coat?


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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmb wrote:
It's a thingy Baba Rolling Eyes


I'm such an idiot. What would I do without you?

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A kangaroo-sheep
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baba Alex wrote:


A kangaroo-sheep


no wait................that's not right.
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dmb



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

still made me laugh
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Golightly



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what's brown and sticky?






a stick.


*golightly leaves, stuffing dmb's coat into a tesco shopping bag*
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dmb



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I'll just leave my coat on. Best for all.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A baby seal walked into a club....ba-dum!


Shocked




sorry, canadian roots showing)
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