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Baba Alex
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What do you get if you cross a lawn mower with a koala bear? A wolly jumper!
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dmb
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I'm getting into the spirit of things and will contribute a crap lawnmower joke
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Lawn Mower
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place - the grass is almost a foot high!" |
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Baba Alex
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| Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:24 am Post subject: |
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What do you get if you cross a lawn mower with a koala bear? A woolly jumper!
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Sorry, it's "what do you get if you cross a lawn mower and a budgie" a woolly jumper.
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dmb
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furiousmilksheikali
Joined: 31 Jul 2006
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Location: In a coffee shop, splitting a 30,000 yen tab with Sekiguchi.
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Doctor, doctor I feel like a lawnmower.
Shurrup will ya. Y're a right pain in the grass you are. |
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Baba Alex
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