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calsimsek
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The King of Spain spoke out last night about the threats made on his life which resulted in England's dismal performances on the Ahses Tour.
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Well what can I say.......I guss just sucking at the game was not enough.. |
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Golightly
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| Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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| What's going on in the TEFL international ad at the top of the page? why does the ageing TEFLer in it look absolutely amazed at the prospect of earning $2,400 (net) all in 5 amazing months? What is the young TEFLer doing that has her mouth set in such impatient disdain? |
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Sheikh Inal Ovar
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Location: Melo Drama School
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| Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:02 am Post subject: |
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| He can't do maths ... she can ... |
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The_Prodiigy
Joined: 01 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Man went into the corner shop.
Ordered a box set of crazy pathing, wrapped it and then drove it back to the maisonette next door (no. 15)
The neighbour saw him working tirelessly on the weeds and asked if he could assist.
The radio was on (Talk Sport)
"Yes, but thanks. This is also a Psychopath that I can see."
He then took out a Dunhill black leather wallet and exclaimed, "The same are similar in meaning but really belong in a Xmas Cracker joke"
"Only if they are on special offer and sponsored by Tarrant!!"
The lady carefully picked up her reading quibs and stared at him for a full three and a half seconds.
"Young man, this is the 21st century and I like not your intentions."
It ends there. |
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Baba Alex
Joined: 17 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:49 am Post subject: |
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Man went into the corner shop.
Ordered a box set of crazy pathing, wrapped it and then drove it back to the maisonette next door (no. 15)
The neighbour saw him working tirelessly on the weeds and asked if he could assist.
The radio was on (Talk Sport)
"Yes, but thanks. This is also a Psychopath that I can see."
He then took out a Dunhill black leather wallet and exclaimed, "The same are similar in meaning but really belong in a Xmas Cracker joke"
"Only if they are on special offer and sponsored by Tarrant!!"
The lady carefully picked up her reading quibs and stared at him for a full three and a half seconds.
"Young man, this is the 21st century and I like not your intentions."
It ends there. |
That's a quote from Just William, isn't it? |
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The_Prodiigy
Joined: 01 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:52 am Post subject: |
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Yes, it isn't old son.
The contracts were agreed WELL before ink hit the fanfare.
Others may have thought that Noel drove the pin in the spoke.
He never did.
(Pause for reflection)
And even if you asked him he would shift the focus away.
Toodles. |
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Baba Alex
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| Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:03 am Post subject: |
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| The_Prodiigy wrote: |
Yes, it isn't old son.
The contracts were agreed WELL before ink hit the fanfare.
Others may have thought that Noel drove the pin in the spoke.
He never did.
(Pause for reflection)
And even if you asked him he would shift the focus away.
Toodles. |
That's a song by The Fall, right? |
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The_Prodiigy
Joined: 01 Apr 2006
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No, Lord - you are perfectly wrong and proper.
Thank her.
If the mix was made in Texas, McClaren will announce the contract thus : "Liken Fat of the Generation AND 2 Pints of Lager and a Jaffa Cake."
(Hold all wasabi)
Lift the shimering cup, face our crowds, smirk and say in one loud, true voice, "Mrs Bellatrix is slightly better than GR!" (said Bernard)
Party off! (and out) |
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dmb
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| Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:26 am Post subject: |
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| I bet Fergie was celebrating it more. |
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calsimsek
Joined: 15 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:51 am Post subject: |
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A few days ago one of our dear wet bottom friends from the land of bad cricket thanked me for my use of......IF rather than When well it appears that as the test games now stand at 4 zip000000000nilnothing...... I should have gone with when..
Well I really do feal sorry for all of you POMs 
I hope you can win the last match on Tuesday with some form...
After all the c**p I have been throwing your way, I feel I should stand strong and wait for the sh**t you will shout my way.....IF only you could win....one just one....just one please..  ..It will make the game more interesting.. please please win one.... |
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Mr. Kalgukshi
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| Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:17 am Post subject: Reopened |
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This thread is now reopened with the understanding that the next instance of the posting of any kind of inappropriate comment will result in the thread's final disappearance and individual sanctions issued as appropriate. Such inappropriate comments include but are not limited to personal insults, flaming, trolling and those touching on board policy or Moderator actions.
Several members on the Turkey forum have recently been issued final warnings. You may assume that the Turkey forum is receiving intensive Moderator Team review on a continuing basis. |
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Golightly
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
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| Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:20 am Post subject: |
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 the most poular thread is back! Hurrah! and lashings of ginger beer all round! |
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calsimsek
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| Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:28 am Post subject: |
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O.K thank you Mr. Kalgukshi, I don't know why you looked it in the first place perhapes some one can P.M me with the details.....
Now on to the issue of sport....Or to put it another way....Why can't the flamming Poms put up a good game. 
After 86 years a ''WHITE WASH''
My joy is only limited by thinking of your pain.. 
Perhapes next time the wet bottoms might recall how to play Cricket.
I am ready to take back all of what I have said and deal with anything you may wish to say about the great Green a GOLD.. IF ONLY YOUR LOT COULD WIN SOMETHING.....ANYTHING.....
BTW I hope the Moderator team don't think this is 'inappropriate' |
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dmb
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Otterman Ollie
Joined: 23 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:23 am Post subject: BUGGER, BUGGER, BUGGER, BUGGER. |
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| Oh yeah thanks Mr K ,just when I thought it was safe to go back into the water ,along comes this old shark.Kill it for good next time PLEASE!!!! |
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