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Otterman Ollie
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| O.k dmb,you want horror stories,Lets talk about fires in the classroom ,fights between students and teachers ,not the slap and scratch variety,no the real knock em down ,pick em up and do it again sort,broken noses and teeth ,lets talk about sexual assualt of female staff as well as students ,and then there are unsuccessful sucide attempts and sadly the other kind ,I had five years of that ,it was never ,ever boring .İt wasn't quite the gulf war and vietnam rolled into one ,but it was close . |
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justme
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Location: Istanbul
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| Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:50 am Post subject: |
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I'll expand on the burning curtain story. When I asked them why they had done it the excuse was that they had dismantled the smoke detector and wanted to see if they had done so properly.
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dmb
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Yes, their talents weren't in language learning.
Sorry Ollie I wasn't trying to turn this into some sort of competition nah nah nah nah my students are worse than yours sort of thing. I was only saying in my experience that the worst students I had were kids(17/18 year olds) driving about in 100,000 dollar cars who didn't want to be there but were forced by the Emir to go. So they tried to get themselves expelled by any means. Turkish Kolej kids are pussies compared to them.
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tvik
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| Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:36 am Post subject: |
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the students think that the foreigners are just there for entertainment.
Clowns playing to an audience of fools casting false pearls to real swine. |
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thrifty
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| The students know that the management do not take foreigners seriously. |
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Sheikh Inal Ovar
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Location: Melo Drama School
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| It's not just foreign EFL teachers that get a custard pie in the eye ... in some places it's TEFL itself ... until quite recently a uni over here wouldn't allow PhD's in the Eng Prep Programme to use 'PhD' or 'Dr' in their title ... |
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furiousmilksheikali
Joined: 31 Jul 2006
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Location: In a coffee shop, splitting a 30,000 yen tab with Sekiguchi.
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| Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:47 am Post subject: |
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| Otterman Ollie wrote: |
| I thought you were referring to the students from this country,the kids from the middle east are just rich irresponsible wogs... |
Er... what? |
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Otterman Ollie
Joined: 23 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:17 am Post subject: |
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| If the word was that bad it would have been beeped,but as you know racism is alive and kicking esp stateside,now if I had called them a word that rhymes with brick or sick or bag that would have been beeped ,wouldn't have it ? But the word wog is ok ,apparently ,at least the N word was not used by yours truly,which refers to African americans thats a no no ,wog on the other hand is a more general term reserved for those who hail from the gulf region .O.k ? |
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tvik
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| Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:58 am Post subject: |
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| give him the pc part of you mind and then you'll not care about it anymore. |
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tvik
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i've just finished watching a turkish teachers class and it was amazing. she ripped apart this kid and made him feel like a shriviling pile of dried bug infested shit and showed him for the wog that he is.
i have been inspired. |
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tekirdag
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| Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:56 am Post subject: |
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hee hee. 
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| watching a turkish teachers class and it was amazing. she ripped apart this kid and made him feel like a shriviling pile of dried bug infested *beep* |
Rip! Shred! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I have me gloves on! I'm ready! Which way to the lions' den?!
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Sheikh Inal Ovar
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Did Otter's iffy post get pulled ...
Wonder what the MODs would have said in any slap-on-the-wrist reply ...
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Dear Mr Otter,
When you applied to join the cafe we understood your words to imply you would bring to the forum the gentle understanding of a man in his 50's, not the eager racial hatred of a man from the 50's.
Neither can we help but notice the irony in the fact that despite voicing a strong dislike of all things football, you often air the opinions of a 'true' Millwall fan.
You are hereby banned from chewing timber for a period of one week.
Please be informed that any repeat incidents will be punishable by a forced viewing of The Dam Busters.
Yours
The MODs |
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furiousmilksheikali
Joined: 31 Jul 2006
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| Sheikh Inal Ovar wrote: |
Did Otter's iffy post get pulled ...
Wonder what the MODs would have said in any slap-on-the-wrist reply ...
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Dear Mr Otter,
When you applied to join the cafe we understood your words to imply you would bring to the forum the gentle understanding of a man in his 50's, not the eager racial hatred of a man from the 50's.
Neither can we help but notice the irony in the fact that despite voicing a strong dislike of all things football, you often air the opinions of a 'true' Millwall fan.
You are hereby banned from chewing timber for a period of one week.
Please be informed that any repeat incidents will be punishable by a forced viewing of The Dam Busters.
Yours
The MODs |
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Would a forced viewing of the Dam Busters be considered a punishment? I would have thought it would appeal to Ollie's sensibilities. We all remember the name of Barnes-Wallis' dog, right? |
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Sheikh Inal Ovar
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It depends on which is stronger ... his animal instinct for damming .. or his more human urge for damning
About the dog ..
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furiousmilksheikali
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| Sheikh Inal Ovar wrote: |
It depends on which is stronger ... his animal instinct for damming .. or his more human urge for damning
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Hmmm... Do otters build dams? Are you sure you aren't confusing otters with beavers?
Though Beaverman Bollie would make a good username and Bollywood Beaverman might make a good Indian porn name.
Nevermind, I made a mistake with the name of the dog's owner.
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