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[Guy Courchesne]

Lose weight, get fit, stop smoking, learn something new...

Utterly boring.

If I'm going to make a resolution only to break it, the resolution might as well be way out there. So, I promise...

...to become a star bullfighter.



Yes, I promise to become the top bullfighter in Mexico. Crowds will adore me, throwing roses and panties. I will start a fine collection of ears, tails, and whatever other parts of the animal they can cut off and use as a trophy.

They will name streets after me. No, they will name whole colonias after me. Maybe even a bar drink, or some new dance step. They will put me on La Academia as a guest panelist or stick me in the Big Brother house with other stars.

Now there's a resolution...

[JosephP]

Holy cow! That matador looks like he is hung like a bull. I bet that makes all the women horny, eh? You'd have to have a cowculator to keep track of your many admirers.
Do you think I am milking this pun?

At any rate, Feliz A�o Nuevo.

[lozwich]

I'm gonna fulfill a lifetime dream of finding a suitcase full of money that no-one claims, leaving me a millionaire. Then I'm going to buy a house, a private jet, a new backpack, a bunch of cameras, and just travel.

[Dragonlady]

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[samizinha]

I am going to start designing a mask and eat as many tacos as possible in order to become a lucha libre fighter and gain South American glory.
If that doesn't work out, I really want to forget teaching and buy my own micro bus to cruise the streets of Mexico City. [/i]

[Aramas]

I'm going to start an Andean cactus cult and become a minor demi-god.

Or at least I will when I'm done procrastinating.