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Hilarious Things Students Say and Write
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dajiang



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Yes... verbing weirds language.
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thelmadatter



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:50 pm    Post subject: C and H Reply with quote

Calvin and Hobbs totally rock.
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John Hall



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today, I was doing a four-hour intensive class, and decided that the one break permitted by the university would be at the 2 and 1/2 hour mark. It was a beginner class, and just before the break, one student was finding it hard to "hold it" any longer. So, she put up her hand, and with crossed legs and a mild urgency, asked, "May I help you use the washroom?"

I thanked her for the offer, but told her I could do it myself. Laughing The whole class had a good laugh.
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shuize



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The funniest thing a student ever wrote to me:

"You are a very good teacher and you have a very important job."
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Jerezgirl



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has anyone heard the same mistakes from students so many times that you end up making it yourself without realising?

I work with Spanish, and I have occasionally heard myself saying things like "I have 34 years" instead of "I am 34", and "I have lost my train" instead of "I have missed my train".

As soon as I say it I know it�s wrong, but I have already embarrassed myself by then!

Nicole
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ilaria



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Jerezgirl, yes my intermediate Italian occasionally does interfere with my mother-tongue English in the way you mention.

But more often I deliberately use English words with their Italian meanings when talking to English-speaking colleagues, and they do it too. 'You should lament to the DoS!' Or, 'Let's go and fume.' (Lamentare = complain; fumare = smoke.)

We used to conjugate English verbs the Italian way - 'Smokiamo?' - but that just got annoying.

Don't know why we do these completely pointless things, or why they're so easy.
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Venti



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

shuize wrote:
The funniest thing a student ever wrote to me:

"You are a very good teacher and you have a very important job."


Good thing she didn't waste that sentiment on some insensitive, cynical jerk, huh?
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John Hall



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:12 pm    Post subject: L2 Interference Reply with quote

Jerezgirl wrote:
Has anyone heard the same mistakes from students so many times that you end up making it yourself without realising?

I work with Spanish, and I have occasionally heard myself saying things like "I have 34 years" instead of "I am 34", and "I have lost my train" instead of "I have missed my train".


Yeah, it gets into my grammar as well. I sometimes catch myself saying things like, "I don't know what is the answer."
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Jerezgirl



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only yesterday I said "He has smoken a cigarette".

Oh dear. Embarassed
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shuize



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Venti wrote:
Good thing she didn't waste that sentiment on some insensitive, cynical jerk, huh?

Oh, man. You're so right. Now I feel, like, really bad and stuff.
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11:59



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Native speakers of Cantonese seem unable to produce /'in.sekts/, invariably rendering it as /'in.ses/ or /'in.sest/. Anyway, I'm often told by local Hong Kong Chinese teachers that they are amazed that I live 'so far out in the countryside' (by which they mean 30 mins. away by train). This, they say, is because of both the distances involved getting to and from work, and all the /'in.sest/ in such areas (the adjective often used is 'rampant').
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furiousmilksheikali



Joined: 31 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

11:59 wrote:
Native speakers of Cantonese seem unable to produce /'in.sekts/, invariably rendering it as /'in.ses/ or /'in.sest/. Anyway, I'm often told by local Hong Kong Chinese teachers that they are amazed that I live 'so far out in the countryside' (by which they mean 30 mins. away by train). This, they say, is because of both the distances involved getting to and from work, and all the /'in.sest/ in such areas (the adjective often used is 'rampant').


But maybe they are simply talking about incest.

It could be a cultural norm that us moral absolutists in our fuddy-duddiness have a problem with.

Of course incest is rampant in the countryside. What else is there to do?

Then again, maybe we could try to understand the problems our students have instead of just laughing at them:

http://www.amazon.com/Learner-English-Interference-Cambridge-Handbooks/dp/0521779391/sr=8-15/qid=1171131899/ref=sr_1_15/103-8886372-0528664?ie=UTF8&s=books
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gaijinalways



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bigger problems with Cantonese speakers is the 'l' and 'n' confusion. So good night becomes good light! Cool
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dajiang



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A student of mine had learned some words by herself, however she muddled them up a bit when she said:

"I couldnt find my vag ina."

when she meant to say pajama.

after that she kept making the same mistake a few more times, and in the end she just stopped saying either word at all for fear of mixing up.


Dajiang
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Sweetsee



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last night in a lesson we were working on telephone conversations and in one exercise the students were asked to put the caller on hold. One of the men said to the other, "...can I hold you?"
We were busting up!
Enjoy,
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