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craven
Joined: 17 Dec 2004
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Shuize, I gotta call you on this one
RALPH WIGGUM (not homer): Me fail English? That's unpossible!
One of my favorite exchanges:
Homer, opens his mail and is distressed to find new deductions from his salary...
HOMER: $5? This is the biggest tax increase in history!
LISA: Actually, it's the smallest tax increase in history.
HOMER: Let the bears pay the bear tax...I pay the Homer tax!
LISA: That's the home-OWNER tax!
I've always been a bit of a "Moe" man myself...
At an NRA meeting...
MOE: Hi everyone, I'm Moe S. So last night, this punk comes into the bar as I'm closing up and tries to rob me!!
SIDESHOW MEL: Whatever did you do?
MOE: Coulda been a real ugly situation, but fortunately, I was able to shoot him in the spine!
APPLAUSE
MOE: Yeah, I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp!! |
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le0n
Joined: 29 Jul 2004
Posts: 786
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| Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:53 am Post subject: |
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| Homer: Computers can do that! |
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Maharg
Joined: 18 Mar 2004
Posts: 2
Location: Colorado
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:19 am Post subject: |
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From the Beer Baron episode . . . I think.
Homer: Here's to alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's little problems. |
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Perpetual Traveller
Joined: 29 Aug 2005
Posts: 651
Location: In the Kak, Japan
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Some of my favourites...
Chief Wiggum knocks out Homer's tail light...
Homer: You know, one-day honest citizens are gonna to stand
up to you crooked cops.
Wiggum: They are? Oh no. Have they set a date?
Homer finds out that his mega-sandwich is to blame for his sickness and subsequent inability to go to Duff Gardens...
Homer: This is all your fault... *cradles it* Oh, how can I stay mad at you?
The gambling episode where Homer tells Marge that he has a photographic memory...
Homer: ...and then I said to the president... |
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JimDunlop2
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Posts: 2286
Location: Japan
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Gee, I never realized how many people here actually have such axes to grind with people....
Anyhoo.... I just remember this little gem. It's not aimed at anyone in particular, but I'm sure it could.
Homer: Look everyone! Now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets! |
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furiousmilksheikali
Joined: 31 Jul 2006
Posts: 1660
Location: In a coffee shop, splitting a 30,000 yen tab with Sekiguchi.
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| Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:40 am Post subject: |
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Homer: Look everyone! Now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets! |
"Can't stop now Marge, I've got a class to teach!" |
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