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dmb
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I am laughing because that is not far from the truth.
*dmb's old class*
What did you do at the weekend?
I visit camels.
What did you do?
I sleep camels.
oookay open headway at page 28..... where's your homework?
the camel ate it. |
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Sheikh Inal Ovar
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
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Location: Melo Drama School
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| Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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Did you see that Sudanese goat died recently ... of a broken heart ...
Apparently, the bloke that was forced to marry it neglected it something rotten ... imagine spending your wedding night tied up in the back-yard ... and then suffering the humiliation of sniggering, busy-body neighbours as you were out shopping at the vegetable market ...
Better off dead in a stew-pot than stuck with that toss-pot ... |
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dmb
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| Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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| imagine spending your wedding night tied up in the back-yard |
the mind boggles  |
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Baba Alex
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| Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Sheikh Inal Ovar wrote: |
Did you see that Sudanese goat died recently ... of a broken heart ...
Apparently, the bloke that was forced to marry it neglected it something rotten ... imagine spending your wedding night tied up in the back-yard ... ... |
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Golightly
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
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Location: in the bar, next to the raki
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| Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Sheikh Inal Ovar wrote: |
Did you see that Sudanese goat died recently ... of a broken heart ...
Apparently, the bloke that was forced to marry it neglected it something rotten ... imagine spending your wedding night tied up in the back-yard ... ... |
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*massive fart*
...Is what I imagine would follow next. |
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yaramaz
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| Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Aww. Poor goat. Probably died of methane poisoning. |
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TeachEnglish
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| Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:08 am Post subject: |
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| I hear IDO has trips to Antalya for 20YTL and 15YTL for students.. I think the trip is about 6hours.. thats not too bad.. |
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runeman
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| Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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I am laughing because that is not far from the truth.
*dmb's old class*
What did you do at the weekend?
I visit camels.
What did you do?
I sleep camels.
oookay open headway at page 28..... where's your homework?
the camel ate it. |
Do we need all this sniggering pathetic RACIST bok little asides on this thread, or others on this forum?
You unpleasant unfunny cliquey little group of foreign expats who've made your home here in this country, slapping each other on the back as you rake in the liras, with your plans of lovely holiday trips and sojourns that most natives couldn't even dream of - and think you deserve it more than them because you think you are more intelligent or cultured;sniggering at the grammar mistakes of your students; oblivious to your own racist rudeness? |
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Sheikh Inal Ovar
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| Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:54 am Post subject: |
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Preaching again runeman ... why don't you go and stick some pictures together or write a crap dialogue and try to pass it off as a play before running around like a little schoolboy showing them to everybody ...
"Look what I did daddy!"
Or are you really aware of their worthlessness and simply trying to escape your talentlessness by clinging desperately to the mantra ...
"See yourself as you want to be yourself, and one day you will be that self" |
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dmb
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| Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:44 am Post subject: |
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runeman, look where the sheikh lives. I was referring to that part of the world where I used to live. And no joke- I used to teach 17 year old kids who owned 100 or so camels and their weekends involved driving over the border to KSA and spend their weekends sleeping with their camels in the desert.
So please explain my
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| pathetic RACIST bok |
Call me an idiot
Call me a tw.at
Call me an imbecile
But don't call me a racist |
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yaramaz
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| Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:48 am Post subject: |
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Hey dmb, what was the word that was *beep*'d? I need to know so I can call you that next time if needed 
And to runeman, cliquey racist unfunny group? Where? Hello? |
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yaramaz
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| Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:49 am Post subject: |
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| Ah! T.wat! Thanks! |
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yaramaz
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| Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:50 am Post subject: |
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| PS Does your future wife know you are racist? |
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dmb
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| Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:59 am Post subject: |
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| I hope not. Could lead to a few problems. |
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yaramaz
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| Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 8:03 am Post subject: |
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| I promise not to tell her. |
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