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Teaching in Turkey can make you lose weight - here is why...
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um, no.



Lol.
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once went out with a girl that wouls bite me all the time. She actually drew blood once.
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was she on crack?
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justme



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

At the old Interlang, one of my colleagues was bitten by a student. A teenager, 16 or 17 years old. Really hard, on the arm, for no apparent reason. The girls said she just felt like it.

Oddly enough, all the student got was a joking reprimand that biting teachers is unwelcome behavior.
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yaramaz wrote:
Was she on crack?


Nah.

Crack girl is scarely turning up wherever I go. She was in Nayha on Saturday and at Ghost last night. Very pretty...... but.........YOU'RE A CRACKHEAD LEAVE ME ALONE
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mthood



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Entrailicus wrote:
I'm sorry, but this thread is just crap.

could you start a thread with you and the other few regulars and tell a bunch of inside jokes? i really enjoy those.

edit: whoops. didn't realize you did that with this one. thanks and carry on.
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mthood wrote:
Entrailicus wrote:
I'm sorry, but this thread is just crap.

could you start a thread with you and the other few regulars and tell a bunch of inside jokes? i really enjoy those.

edit: whoops. didn't realize you did that with this one. thanks and carry on.


6/10 - it would have been funnier if you hadn't added that edit: whoops bit, it was already obvious where you were going with it. Still, nice try, better luck next time.
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dmb



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

no inside knowledge is needed to understand my jokes..... they are just crap.
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mthood



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baba Alex wrote:
mthood wrote:
Entrailicus wrote:
I'm sorry, but this thread is just crap.

could you start a thread with you and the other few regulars and tell a bunch of inside jokes? i really enjoy those.

edit: whoops. didn't realize you did that with this one. thanks and carry on.


6/10 - it would have been funnier if you hadn't added that edit: whoops bit, it was already obvious where you were going with it. Still, nice try, better luck next time.


damn. thanks for the pointers. i understand them just as well as i understand what the hell you all are talking about. i'm on the outside looking in again. do you actually get a card once you've made it or is it strictly post counts?
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dmb



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i understand them just as well as i understand what the hell you all are talking about.
I don't know what I am talking about most of the time.

Sure, some of us know each in real life and so things get brought up. People are at work, sitting in an office with nothing better to do than talk crap on this forum... well that's my excuse.

btw I have no idea who biting guy is. I still made a crap joke about him though.

EVERYONE IS WELCOME ON THE TURKEY FORUM. Even me.... and btw it's baba's round.
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mthood



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="dmb"]
Quote:
EVERYONE IS WELCOME ON THE TURKEY FORUM. Even me.... and btw it's baba's round.

even hispanics? pleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyes.
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mthood wrote:
Baba Alex wrote:
mthood wrote:
Entrailicus wrote:
I'm sorry, but this thread is just crap.

could you start a thread with you and the other few regulars and tell a bunch of inside jokes? i really enjoy those.

edit: whoops. didn't realize you did that with this one. thanks and carry on.


6/10 - it would have been funnier if you hadn't added that edit: whoops bit, it was already obvious where you were going with it. Still, nice try, better luck next time.


damn. thanks for the pointers. i understand them just as well as i understand what the hell you all are talking about. i'm on the outside looking in again. do you actually get a card once you've made it or is it strictly post counts?


Listen, we have some in jokes, most of them from previous conversations on this forum. Yaramaz and I happened to have a bit of a mental weekend in which our real life alter egos met, we're just chatting cause I can't be arsed to do any work.

The general rule of thumb is, if you don't understand a joke, it probably doesn't mean anything.

*massive fart*

DMB, we can't name names here. But he plays guitar used to work at Bilgi, is American and is called Nate.
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think my inside jokes are pretty transparent. If you feel left out then I'm probably saying something that not even i should understand.
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