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[dmb]

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."



Sorry

[Golightly]

A little boy leans over a garden fence and says to the man manicuring his hedge,
'Hey, mister, can I have my arrow back please?'
the man, smiling, says,
'Certainly, son. Where is it?'
'In the side of your cat'

[dmb]

Ouch!!!

thanks golighty your jokes almost make mine look funny. (Note the use of 'almost')

[Golightly]

How do you make a dead dog drink?








Take one dead dog and a liquidiser...

[dmb]

ok. I take it back. That's ^ quite funny.