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desultude



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jwbhomer wrote:
Loo Crapper? Laughing That would be just too funny! Laughing

I know some of the Asian squatters can be pretty awful, and you don't want to even think about where the stuff goes. I read a good story once about a toilet in Goa which -- so the story goes -- used to be open at the back of the box, and was cleaned out occasionally by a pig! But at least the user doesn't have to come in contact with the facility. In that way, I do think the squatters are more hygienic than the thrones.

My point above was that Americans (and other westerners, but especially Americans) seem to think these things are both horrifying Surprised and hilarious. Laughing As in "Mommy, where's the potty? There's only this hole in the floor." Those contemplating working in the ROTW had better be prepared to adapt!


On Jeju Island, in South Korea, they have a special, and very expensive delicacy. It is a specially fed pig. On human excrement. Truly. They promote it as one of the great aspects of the island. Korean couples always go to Jeju island on their honeymoons, and have the special meal, of course.

This is a sculpture from the island:

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Surprised Laughing Very Happy Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gross. I begin to see why the Muslims feel the way they do about pigs. And the people who eat them.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

scot47 wrote:
Gross. I begin to see why the Muslims feel the way they do about pigs. And the people who eat them.


GROSS and GROSS!
Don't you know that pigs are symbol of impurity, rubbish recyclers, and eat almost all kind of rubbish including human and animal shit, dead rats, and carrion.
And the funny thing is that Pigs don�t get sick and they love wallowing in their own filth.

Do you eat rubbish?
Would you eat rubbbish?
I expect most people would say they do not eat rubbish, yet I say you are what you eat. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My 3 year old daughter told me," Mama, I wanna crunchy mouse!" Seh ment I want to watch country mouse. I told her that I would grill it right up. Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

007
Why is your avatar wielding that scimitar ? Is he planning to behead a few unbelievers ?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

scot47 wrote:
007
Why is your avatar wielding that scimitar ? Is he planning to behead a few unbelievers ?

No, not at all.
My avator is training and preparing himself for WWIII. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Three points:

1. I wish people wouldn't feed the idiot troll 007, but that's not my call, I know.

2. The US is the only place I've been where highway rest-stop toilets are clean. Even in some Deliverance-looking truck stop in Alabama they're clean. I know, coz I stopped at one.

3. The rest of the world does watch American TV. If you want TV, watch The Sopranos. It's not for nothing that the New York Times and all the other mainstream publications rate the Sopranos as the finest TV show ever produced. Let me put it this way: If you watch the 8 or 9 hours of The Godfather trilogy, and then watch 8 hours of Sopranos episodes, I promise unequivocally that you'll find the latter a far, far more satisfying experience. The depth of characterizations, the human subplots outside Mafia business that we can all relate to, the amazing acting...what a gem.
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Van Norden



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nomad, your first point is just poor form. Number 2 and 3 are...what exactly are they?!

Oh Alabama, the devil fools with the best laid plans / Swing low down in Alabama
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

globalnomad2 wrote:
Three points:

1. I wish people wouldn't feed the idiot troll 007, but that's not my call, I know.

I wish people would feed the idiot Globalnomad2 with toilet sugar and banana.

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2. The US is the only place I've been where highway rest-stop toilets are clean. Even in some Deliverance-looking truck stop in Alabama they're clean. I know, coz I stopped at one.

Not true.
The US highway rest-stop toilets are full of used condoms, drug needles, and empty Whisky bottles.

Quote:
3. The rest of the world does watch American TV. If you want TV, watch The Sopranos. It's not for nothing that the New York Times and all the other mainstream publications rate the Sopranos as the finest TV show ever produced. Let me put it this way: If you watch the 8 or 9 hours of The Godfather trilogy, and then watch 8 hours of Sopranos episodes, I promise unequivocally that you'll find the latter a far, far more satisfying experience. The depth of characterizations, the human subplots outside Mafia business that we can all relate to, the amazing acting...what a gem.

The above is full of propaganda for Uncle Sam and his associates.
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Latteegirl1974



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. 007 is not a troll! He's a good kid. He's not always right but I give him a lot of credit for trying.

2.007 hit the nail on the head when it came to public highway toilets. I live in a nice section of town and the Lebenese owner of a Dunkin Donuts had to call the police because some drug addict OD in the bathroom!

3. I have been to some rest areas along major US routes and had a few ok experiences too. I guess it depends where you go......

Sweet home Alabama....lord i'm comin' home to you. Cool [/b]
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