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Drunk!!! Blame Christmas!

 
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lagerlout2006



Joined: 17 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 28, 2003 6:52 pm    Post subject: Drunk!!! Blame Christmas! Reply with quote

OK It is the 27th now but I am still drunk from the Christmas party. Is it my fault people get drunk for X-mas??? Yes??? Well is it my fault this female clown fucked with my computer??? Goose or turkey??? Canada goose with the stuffing and whatnot. Very good. Goose is good better than turkey. Or a big ham. Ham with the pineapple...The crabapple stuffing./ Lets put up a [poll } goose or turkey??? Ham is an optional choice. Homer Simpson would go for the goose.

Blame it on Christmas!!!
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dmb



Joined: 12 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 28, 2003 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does that mean you are only a festive lagerlout and you don't get drunk the the rest of the year? or that the female clown is only a festive drinker. Don't you hate those part timers?
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khmerhit



Joined: 31 May 2003
Posts: 1874
Location: Reverse Culture Shock Unit

PostPosted: Sun Dec 28, 2003 9:36 pm    Post subject: who said it Reply with quote

who said

"I'm really a pacifist.""

You meet a better class of people in pubs."

"I do not live in the world of sobriety."

"My only regret is that I didn't drink every pub dry and sleep with every woman on the planet."

"I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again."

merry Christmas!!!!!!
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/9237/q1.html Cool
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denise



Joined: 23 Apr 2003
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Location: finally home-ish

PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lagerlout--You'd better sober up in time for New Year's!

Can we add tofurkey to the poll? Yummmmmmm! (Or should I say scrum-diddily-umptious? [How do you spell that, anyway?!?])

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lagerlout2006



Joined: 17 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 1:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Denise you are correct. New Year is no fun at all if you are still pissed from X-mas. Time to dry out.

Stop harrassing me OK???? It is a free world and I am on holiday for 5 weeks. I am an adult and I will do what I please!!! And an intelligent good looking adult I might add.

Yes X-mas is amatuer hour. Birthday Saturday afternoon there is always some reason to drink lager. And this is China so the beer is watery(but good) Not like old school Canada Labatt or Moosehead. Or XXX. Speaking of which its time to put on 10 layers of clothes and wade through the masses pon a beer and ciggie run.

DISCLAIMER---ONLY NAZIS SMOKE ALL SMOKERS OF TOBACCO SHOULD BE EXECUTED ASAP...AND THE HOMES OF THEIR PARENTS SHOULD BE DEMOLISHED...ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN SEEN WITH THEM SHOULD BE EXECUTED...DNA SHOULD BE TAKEN AND THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE CHILDREN AND IF THEY DO SHALL BE EXECUTEDF...MY DOG TEAM IS HERE...
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