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BethMac
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 Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 2:03 am Post subject: Dave's ESL Cafe: The Movie |
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The cast:
Sean Connery as Scot47
Harrison Ford as Johnslat
Liv Tyler as Lynn
Peri Gilpin as Denise
Brendan Fraser as Gordon
Will Farrell as Steiner
Gwyneth Paltrow as naturegirl321
Renee Zellweger as nomadder
Leonardo DiCaprio as leeroy
Colin Farrell as shmooj
Benicio Del Toro as khmerhit
Leelee Sobieski as Capergirl
Kevin Spacey as Glenski
Kurt Russell as Shonai Ben
Adam Sandler as fat_chris
Bill Paxton as guest of Japan
Bruce Willis as dmb
Keanu Reeves as Wolf
Debra Messing as Yaramaz
Billy Bob Thornton as biffinbridge
Angelina Jolie as biffy's ex-wife
The plot? 
(Yep, I'm a little bored....) |
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unchi pants
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:03 am Post subject: |
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| Sean Connery as Scot47 |
I don't know why, but I imagined Scot47 more along the lines of Walter Matthau in that movie "Grumpy Old Men"
What about Merryl Sreep as Rhonda Place? She could drag out that old Ozzie accent a la Lindy Chaimberlain in "Evil Angels" again ( I think that's what the movie was called)
Madonna as Jen2003? Where is she by the way? The China Forum is not the same without her.
Ewan MacGregor (a la Trainspotting ) as Freaky Deaky ?
As for the plot ....  |
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scot47
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:12 am Post subject: the movie ? |
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Walter Matthau ? Isn't he dead ?
Are you trying to tell me something ? |
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guest of Japan
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:13 am Post subject: |
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| That was pretty clever. I had to research Bill Paxton, but he seems like a good choice to play me. |
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unchi pants
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:18 am Post subject: |
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| Walter Matthau ? Isn't he dead ? |
Sorry, I'm a tad out of touch with movies these days |
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Lynn
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Liv Tyler? I am truly flattered! Liv is gorgeous! I wish I had her lips!
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Sean Connery as Scot47
Harrison Ford as Johnslat
Liv Tyler as Lynn
Peri Gilpin as Denise
Brendan Fraser as Gordon
Will Farrell as Steiner
Gwyneth Paltrow as naturegirl321 (kate hudson)
Renee Zellweger as nomadder (Janeane Garofalo for humor, Uma Thurman for looks)
Leonardo DiCaprio as leeroy
Colin Farrell as shmooj
Benicio Del Toro as khmerhit
Leelee Sobieski as Capergirl
Kevin Spacey as Glenski
Kurt Russell as Shonai Ben
Adam Sandler as fat_chris
Bill Paxton as guest of Japan
Bruce Willis as dmb
Keanu Reeves as Wolf
Debra Messing as Yaramaz
Billy Bob Thornton as biffinbridge
Angelina Jolie as biffy's ex-wife |
Oops! Sorry to change your casting. As for the plot...I see a romance with Keanu and... |
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Irish
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:49 am Post subject: Lights, camera... |
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Well, I suppose the great Mr. Connery is the obvious choice to portray scot47 and perhaps the best, but Russell Crowe has a certain fierceness that would work well in the role.
Forget casting for a minute, though -- who's going to direct? Jackson, Spielberg, Lucas, Weir, Coppola, Watters, Almodovar, Eastwood, Burton, the Cohen Brothers...so many choices. I guess it depends on whether this is a comedy, drama, mystery, romance, or farce. Maybe all of the above. |
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Lynn
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 4:12 am Post subject: |
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| Oh defenitely Burton! |
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unchi pants
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 4:15 am Post subject: |
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| How about kd lang as Lynn? I don't know why, but I imagine her as a lesbian teacher. |
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Gordon
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 5:35 am Post subject: |
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kd lang as Lynn? Ouch.
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Brendan Fraser as Gordon
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I'll take his looks, but I think I can act better (not saying much).
In light of certain events, I think only Clint Eastwood could play Johnslat. |
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Irish
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 5:54 am Post subject: With John Travolta as Kent Kruhoeffer! |
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| Well, how about Hugh Jackman then, Gordon? He's talented and easy on the eyes. |
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shmooj
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Freaky stuff.
You suggested Colin Farrell. Never heard of him. Visited www.imdb.com to find out more.
Find out that I haven't seen a single production he has been in.
Find out that, in a dimly lit room, you might just mistake me for him.
Find out that he and I share the SAME BIRTHDAY for goodness sake!
What are the odds of that happening?
The only other film star that I knew I shared a birthday with was Clint Eastwood. |
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naturegirl321
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Gywenth Paltrow, thanks  [/code] |
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dmb
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 7:28 am Post subject: |
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Bruce Willis  If only I had his looks, money or dare I say talent.
Shmooj, Same birthday. That is freaky |
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Wolf
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 9:04 am Post subject: |
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| Lynn wrote: |
Oops! Sorry to change your casting. As for the plot...I see a romance with Keanu and... |
Is this going to be a good thing
Or am I going to have to dodge the bullet? (Dare I ask how this sentence will end?)
I'm not the biggest fan of Keanu, but my ego could sure use the boost of being The One right about now. |
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