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khmerhit



Joined: 31 May 2003
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Location: Reverse Culture Shock Unit

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:57 am    Post subject: attempts at classroom humour Reply with quote

At this dark cold time in the northern hemisphere, perhaps we could try a lighthearted new thread:
ICEBREAKER JOKES TO TELL YOUR STUDENTS Shocked Very Happy Smile Surprised Cool Laughing

example
Quote:
A wise man once said there are only two great pleasures in life: Unwrapping a new CD and watching other people fail.
Rolling Eyes Question Arrow Arrow

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denise



Joined: 23 Apr 2003
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Location: finally home-ish

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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shmooj



Joined: 11 Sep 2003
Posts: 1758
Location: Seoul, ROK

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied her.

[HINT: say the punchline fast]

This is a good one for connected speech intros.


What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One's got claws at the end of its paws and the other's a pause at the end of a clause.
[Language in Use Upper Intermediate listening activity]
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Will.



Joined: 02 May 2003
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Location: London Uk

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Today, you the students talk and I will listen".
See how long you last.....
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Japenese eat little fat and they suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians or New Zealanders. The French eat a lot of fat and they also suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians or New Zealanders. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians or New Zealanders.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Before you all jump on me - I know how to spell Japanese - it was a typo.
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foster



Joined: 07 Feb 2003
Posts: 485
Location: Honkers, SARS

PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hee hee...that is funny Rhonda..not your spelling but the idea. My kids wouldn't get it tho
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been_there



Joined: 28 Oct 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Denise! you stole my joke!!!

http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/job/viewtopic.php?t=6752&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0



It's the only one I have....... Very Happy
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denise



Joined: 23 Apr 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

been_there wrote:
Denise! you stole my joke!!!

http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/job/viewtopic.php?t=6752&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0



It's the only one I have....... Very Happy



Oooops! Embarassed

After reading that thread, it seems that Burl Ives stole one of my jokes--the one about the guy wrapped in saran wrap. It's one of maybe four that I know...

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Laura C



Joined: 14 Oct 2003
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Location: Saitama

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One Valentine's Day I taught my students the meaning of 'chat-up line' and 'cheesy', then gave them a few examples:

Did you hurt your legs when you fell from heaven?

Your dad must have been a thief -- he stole the stars from the sky and put them into your eyes.

Are your legs sore? Cos you've been running through my mind all night.

etc etc!

OK, so they' re not jokes, but the students absolutely loved them, and we had such a good lesson giggling at all sorts of tacky phrases. (Unfortunately as they were high school students I couldn't teach them the more common and 'adult' chat up lines, eg 'Get your coat, you've pulled', and ones I won't even write here on such a well-mannered forum! Cool

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rossiter joe



Joined: 28 Jan 2004
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Location: Gunma, Japan

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A man goes to a doctor and says, "doctor, everywhere I touch myself it hurts". The doctor asks the man to show him, so the man touches different parts of his body and says "ouch" everytime. The doctor thinks for a minute and then proclaims; "You`ve got a broken finger". Shocked
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Lanza-Armonia



Joined: 04 Jan 2004
Posts: 525
Location: London, UK. Soon to be in Hamburg, Germany

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My kindy kids wanted to learn a joke so I told them one of the easiest and unfunny jokes possible, just so they could learn and understand it.

What does one get when crossing a fish and an elephant; swimming trunks.


Not funny, but all the Chinese bi-linguals thinks it's great.

But a Chinese translated joke I heard today is 'what do you call an American with 2 degrees; a dumb a$$'.

Imagine what the old chinese comedy what be like it you understood the damn thing.

LA
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schminken



Joined: 06 May 2003
Posts: 109
Location: Austria (The Hills are Alive)

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok stupid and only good for German speakers but.....

Did you hear about the English lesson gone wrong in Germany?

one....two......four...??? Nein! Nein!


Ok that was bad, I admit.
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Will.



Joined: 02 May 2003
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Location: London Uk

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is suspense?
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