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parrothead

Joined: 02 Nov 2003 Posts: 342 Location: Japan
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:08 am Post subject: |
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Actually, I did have one student who told me that his weekly English classes were a form of therapy to him!
He had a very stressful job (he was doing his residency as a new doctor), and not much personality. |
I've heard this many times as well. English conversation is a welcome escape for some who are unable to speak freely in their jobs or their every day life. I wouldn't necassarily say this makes someone boring, just that Japanese culture doesn't always lend itself to airing out one's frustrations. |
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Apsara
Joined: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 2142 Location: Tokyo, Japan
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:13 am Post subject: |
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Long, long ago when I was teaching at Nova we had several students who said they were coming to Nova as therapy.
The problem was that two of them were so heavily medicated that all their movements were in a kind of slow-motion which freaked out the other students (one was nicknamed "turtle girl"), and the others who weren't medicated behaved so weirdly that they... freaked out the other students. I would have liked to have a talk with the doctor(s) who made that recommendation. |
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stevenbhow
Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 58
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:52 pm Post subject: comments |
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| I found that turning your class into a trivia style game show can sometimes get even the zombies to speak. Start with a question and then turn it into a discussion. Of course this usually only works with intermediate or advanced students. |
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Bozo Yoroshiku

Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Posts: 139 Location: the Chocolate Side of the Force
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:01 am Post subject: |
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| As far as learning a language goes, this practice is just idiotic. LIE! MAKE SOMETHING UP!! I honestly couldn't care less what you did last year, but for the sake of practicing English INVENT SOMETHING!! |
I explicitly tell students this if they are in "nothing special" mode. I tell them straight up to make up a story and tell me SOMEthing, ANYthing. After a few months of this, a few will really get into it and they get quite creative with their answers. Do I know they're lying and making crap up? Sure, it's obvious. Are they finally SPEAKING? Yep. Perfect. |
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thermal
Joined: 22 Jul 2006 Posts: 60
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:29 am Post subject: |
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One thing you have to realise with the sleep answer, is that a lot of them do sleep on their days off. This is because they are working insane hours or juggling university and part time jobs that they are totally exhausted, so when the do get some time they sleep.
On the other hand the Japanese are just so hard to manage as students sometimes. I usually have to rip every single English word out of them. Particulary annoying is when I walk into the classroom, say hello and no one responds.
I also hate the "How are you?" "I'm fine" sequence. I sometimes impose a rule that you can't say "I'm fine" so get them to actually think about how they are.
I think the Japanese staff at schools need to help manage this problem by telling students that the more they speak the faster they will improve, particuarly when they say things that are not easy. Another good way I find is to get them up out of their chairs and moving. This helps break the high school mentality they have of sit and absorb. |
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Vince
Joined: 05 May 2003 Posts: 559 Location: U.S.
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| There was an antisocial girl at NOVA who had bought a lesson package several months earlier, took one lesson and didn't sign up for another, then later realized that the lesson tickets were about to expire. Not wanting the tickets to go to waste (but with no concern about actually learning English), she signed up for several lessons a day until the expiration date. She could barely communicate with other Japanese, let alone opening her mouth in an EFL lesson. She had bangs that came down to the middle of her eyes, and she'd just sit there for the whole lesson with no expression on her face as she peered through those bangs at the teacher. It was like something out of a Japanese horror movie. We later found out that lessons went slightly better with female teachers, because her father and brother had given her very parochial rules about talking to men. |
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AgentMulderUK

Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 360 Location: Concrete jungle (Tokyo)
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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| She had bangs that came down to the middle of her eyes |
wassat preciousss? tellsss ussss |
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alexcase
Joined: 26 Jul 2007 Posts: 215 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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I had an interview at one small chain of schools where they proudly explained their own materials as: "We used to give them all the questions, grammatical instructions and vocabulary, but then a receptionist suggested that students still won't know what to say, so now we give them the answers to all the questions too". And so they did, with things like the classic asking trivia questions, but with the person answering being given all the answers on their worksheet so that they couldn't be asked something they didn't know. And I thought a language was about really communicating and expressing yourself...
I absolutely agree with the imagination and lying (bluff games) recommendations with these kinds of students. As long as the format of the game is very simple and fixed (e.g. storytelling with picture or vocab prompt cards) they can surprise themselves with how much imagination they have. Another good one is to have a totally written out dialogue and then to get them to vary more information each time or to hide more and more of the text and let them reply any way including the original form.
Another one is to extend the sleep topic in simpler ways, e.g. What time did you go to bed? Doesn't your mother/ wife/ children wake you up?/ How many hours do you sleep in the whole week?/ Do you think siestas are a good idea?/ Do you sleep on the train, in cafes?/ If you sleep all day, don't you have problems sleeping the next night?
TEFLtastic blog- www.tefl.net/alexcase |
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cornishmuppet
Joined: 27 Mar 2004 Posts: 642 Location: Nagano, Japan
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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Just started working at a high school, and there's this English teacher who seems to have a social problem. I sit next to him, but after two weeks he had neither spoken to me nor to any other teacher that I noticed. He had built this wall of shelves around his desk and would sit with his feet up a window ledge with his back to me, reading the advertising handouts that come in a local paper. Every 'good morning' I offered was ignored, and I even had a class with him and another teacher, in which the other teacher did the lesson while he sat at the back reading a grammar book. The other teachers told me he was 'just one of the staff' and 'we speak to him when we have to'.
Then, a few days ago, he just turns to me as though we're best mates or something, and says, with a big grin on his face,
'I love Jesus Christ.'
Me - 'Oh.'
Him - 'I read the bible in Japanese, and I really agreed with everything he said. I love Buddha too, though.'
Me - (in an attempt to continue the conversation) 'Have you ever read the Old Testament? Its a lot different.'
Him - (strange look, grunt, turns away, feet go back up on the window sill and advertising leaflet appears).
Very random. Today he turned to me and asked me if I have difficulty buying clothes in my size in Japan. When I tried to elaborate, he turned away again. Strange man. Even stranger that he's a teacher. |
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AgentMulderUK

Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 360 Location: Concrete jungle (Tokyo)
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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Another one is to extend the sleep topic in simpler ways, e.g. What time did you go to bed? Doesn't your mother/ wife/ children wake you up?/ Doesn't your mother/ wife/ children wake you up??/ Do you think siestas are a good idea?/ Do you sleep on the train, in cafes?/ If you sleep all day, don't you have problems sleeping the next night?
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Yeah well I don't think you have quite met the level of "boring" students we are talking about , mate.
I can bet you , without a shadow of a doubt, that if I ask those questions, the answers will be :
Q/ Doesn't your mother/ wife/ children wake you up?
A/ No (face saving answer)
Q/ Do you think siestas are a good idea?
A/ Maybe (avoid expressing an opinion)
Q/Do you sleep on the train, in cafes?
A/ No (face saving answer)
Q/ If you sleep all day, don't you have problems sleeping the next night?
A/ Maybe (too much trouble to think about an answer)
Flogging a dead horse, I promise you. |
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BradS

Joined: 05 Sep 2004 Posts: 173 Location: Tokyo, Japan
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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Seriously guys all you have to do is cut the crap with the students. If they answer that they like to sleep simply tell them:
"Actually in English conversation that would be very strange. Normally we'd talk about regular interests (give examples). Let's try again".
And then after they try expand with...
"Great, now let's do that again. This time I want you to ask me a question after you answer (give an example if needed)."
Without sounding like I'm generalising, a lot of Japanese conversation between two strangers is just BS smalltalk that really serves no purpose and a lot of students aren't aware that in English (and other languages), more is required of them. Make this known to them. Explain it.
They may be boring but the reason could very well be that in the Japanese conversations they have "boring" works. |
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AgentMulderUK

Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 360 Location: Concrete jungle (Tokyo)
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:32 am Post subject: |
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Seriously guys all you have to do is cut the crap with the students. If they answer that they like to sleep simply tell them:
"Actually in English conversation that would be very strange. Normally we'd talk about regular interests (give examples). Let's try again".
And then after they try expand with...
"Great, now let's do that again. This time I want you to ask me a question after you answer (give an example if needed)."
Without sounding like I'm generalising, a lot of Japanese conversation between two strangers is just BS smalltalk that really serves no purpose and a lot of students aren't aware that in English (and other languages), more is required of them. Make this known to them. Explain it.
They may be boring but the reason could very well be that in the Japanese conversations they have "boring" works. |
Yes we are all well aware of what we could do thank you.
We are just collecting stories of boring students to amuse ourselves, if you will, to make us all feel we are not alone in facing the situations we face.
Do you imagine for one moment, they we are all so retarded as to not be able to elicit more detailed responses if required?
There is the point ---------------------> .
Look again, as you missed it. |
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reasonJP
Joined: 17 Jul 2008 Posts: 48
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:16 am Post subject: |
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| alexcase wrote: |
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Another one is to extend the sleep topic in simpler ways, e.g. What time did you go to bed? Doesn't your mother/ wife/ children wake you up?/ Doesn't your mother/ wife/ children wake you up??/ Do you think siestas are a good idea?/ Do you sleep on the train, in cafes?/ If you sleep all day, don't you have problems sleeping the next night?
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Yeah well I don't think you have quite met the level of "boring" students we are talking about , mate.
I can bet you , without a shadow of a doubt, that if I ask those questions, the answers will be :
Q/ Doesn't your mother/ wife/ children wake you up?
A/ No (face saving answer)
Q/ Do you think siestas are a good idea?
A/ Maybe (avoid expressing an opinion)
Q/Do you sleep on the train, in cafes?
A/ No (face saving answer)
Q/ If you sleep all day, don't you have problems sleeping the next night?
A/ Maybe (too much trouble to think about an answer)
Flogging a dead horse, I promise you. |
A-ha, but they're all yes/no questions, which give them an easy answer get out clause, as any fule kno.
I'm behind the making up stories method myself. When I was training there was a guy in my classes who was really an average Chinese guy on some long holiday in London, but he'd come up with all kinds of stuff. Arctic excursions, killing rabid wolves with his bare hands, he'd done it all. |
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AgentMulderUK

Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 360 Location: Concrete jungle (Tokyo)
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:59 am Post subject: |
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A-ha, but they're all yes/no questions, which give them an easy answer get out clause, as any fule kno.
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Exactly. You know how it is Reason. |
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gaijin4life
Joined: 23 Sep 2006 Posts: 150 Location: Westside of the Eastside, Japan
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:43 am Post subject: |
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| cornishmuppet wrote: |
Just started working at a high school, and there's this English teacher who seems to have a social problem....
Very random. Even stranger that he's a teacher. |
Not so strange - care to trade stories ?! I could see your `teacher w a social problem` story and raise my `he seemd so normal until ` story!
- This would be a good new topic thread, `Wierdos I have known/worked with ...`  |
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