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007
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| Sheikh N Bake wrote: |
| My friend Jorge and I are two wild 'n' crazy guys and we like-a groovy times. We wanna go to Saudi Arabia swinging country clubs to meet sexy Saudi fox-es because they want us to come on to them now! What compound is best for showing my groovy chest hairs to excite these curvy Saudi fox-es? Raytheon? BAE? Aramco? |
Well, the best compound for you is the compound of Chop-Chop in Riyadh!
I think, Shiekh Nano needs some kind of XXX therapy to rectify his swinging and get the correct orientation!
If you have any questions about XXX therapy, please read Uncle Bandar's FAQs.  |
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Sheikh N Bake
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Location: Dis ting of ours
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| scot57, Hhmmm...changing my orientation? I might move my compass, and sometimes switch from nonfiction to fiction reading, but that's about it. |
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MEJobber
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[quote="007"] Well, the best compound for you is the compound of Chop-Chop in Riyadh!
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Mr Bond, it is absolutely alright for non-saudi (EFL teacher)s meeting other non-saudis inside compounds, having booze and parties of any nature..
after working hours... 
How n where to get booze, yeah.. you know who you're gonna call!!
If you dont belong to compund dwelling, get invited or rent a compound cell...and Say @ Im coming up, lets get the party started..@
Dont be scared , new comers! life is not at all DULL in RKSA for foreigners... |
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trapezius
Joined: 13 Aug 2006
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Location: Land of Culture of Death & Destruction
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| I would just like to report here that in Jeddah, it is possible for a woman to go out without an abaya, as long as she is decently (by Saudi standards) dressed. Personal experience from Thursday night. I am sure this is also possible in the Eastern Province. And I am sure it must be a no-no in Riyadh. |
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Sheikh N Bake
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| Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Maybe things have changed since I left there in 1996. My wife was muttawa-ed in a shopping mall in Jeddah because her abaya was a little too short and too sheer. |
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Never Ceased To Be Amazed
Joined: 22 Oct 2004
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Location: Shhh...don't talk to me...I'm playin' dead...
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| Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Sheikh N Bake wrote: |
| Maybe things have changed since I left there in 1996. My wife was muttawa-ed in a shopping mall in Jeddah because her abaya was a little too short and too sheer. |
Slightly, S-n-B...when I was there in 2003, I actually saw a Saudi fellow and woman enter that mall that has the Danube markert...in full view and daylight...holding hands...albeit, a bit awkwardly. 
My reaction after years in Riyadh:
NCTBA |
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Sheikh N Bake
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| Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Used to be, in my days there, that a very simple thing like walking down the aisles of an abaya-free supermarket in the West (during vacations) was an exhilirating and joyous experience. |
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