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[Lanza-Armonia]

Dear All

The idea behind this thread was to let all pi$$ed off TEFLers to come here and shout there guts off without doing themselves harm or pi$$ing off others. I noticed in a lot of threads now that a few great jokes and turning into slag-battles.

Therefore, all slagging off is now done here. Anything you want....go on.....

I'll start. Today I was handed an English Maths book, and was told I had 20 mins to prepare for a lesson. What the feck iz they chatting about? So what did I do instead? Cuz I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pi$$ed with them, or rather the lack of intelligence, I decided to do some Daving and wing the class. Even though I have 7 teachers watching me. They can kiss my smooth, hairless, child-like butt

Ok, your turn

LA

[foster]

They scheduled my English test for the DAY BEFORE Easter holiday and I am off on holiday. Tests must be marked before we return and it is a shared test, meaning I mark the part I wrote and the other teacher marks her part. AS FEKING IF!!! Not only that, but English tests are traditionally longer and harder than other tests to mark. I think we should be first. Don't give me arguement that there is a holiday after the tests...there are 2 people involved here who need to work together to get them finished.

Either way, I am outta here at 11pm on the 7th...marking done or not. Sod it.

[Joachim]

As my class was starting this morning (with 5 year olds I might add, for whom change can be quite traumatic) I was told I would have to change classrooms, never mind that all the materials, TV and DVD, props etc were in the other room......

And then the air conditioning broke, so we're all sweating and the kids want their mum and I just want to shoot the incompetent, pathetic little individuals that run this school........

[Lanza-Armonia]

Well, update on this mornings maths lesson.

Well, let's just say they kissed the child-like arse one or two times huh?

Oh, and about the tests. I agree with you. tell them to shove it up there arse! Believe we when I say that I am not typing this, I am thumping the keyboard. I just can't express how pi$$ed off I am with this sh-tty country and how it's all gunna colapse in a few years time.

Like a wise Wolfie or Rog said (cannot remember which), is China you either have a fecking GREAT day where you wanna love and kiss everyone and other days were you are just looking for a place to burry 1.4 billion bodies <Tiananmen Thoughts crape across one's mind... >. My words, not theirs. I just modded it a little.

[gingermeggs]

Sounds a bit like porn to me...having ones "childish arse kissed"
Are you having a bad day, dear?

[James_T_Kirk]

Ugh, this thread has me questioning why I want to get back into teaching

[sidjameson]

I haven't seen one big boobed women all day.

[yaramaz]

And dagnabbit, all the men here are short, poor, and have really tiny hands and feet! What is this world coming to?


O, and on the real anger side o things, my 8 am grade 9 class has been stupid, noisy, and useless for two weeks. I initially blamed spring fever and raging horones but their noisy obliviopn is starting to grate on my nerves and on my vocal cords.

If only I had a 36DDD chest! Then I could deal with this situation with the confidence that only over-filled goblets can bring! Dang it, Sid!

[sidjameson]

Oooo you fiber you. On my other, infamous, post you said that you looked like Lara Croft herself. Now it seems you may not have been completely serious.
Thanks for ruining my day a second time.

[yaramaz]

Ah, but that is where you are wrong, dear Sid--- I suggested confidence brought about by 36DDD--- I never gave Lara's measurements, which are difficult to estimate given that she is an animated video game character.
Does that mean you only loved me for my perceived assets? I am shattered! If you want, you can also objectify me for my well renowned booty. Its your call!

BTW, what is your shoe size? Do you have a car? Are you at least 6 feet tall? Gawd knows I can't share turkish delight with acarless short man with size 7 feet. Shameful.

(by the way, for all of you aching to misinterpret my words and intentions, plotting and planning your angry retort.... I am joking. This is humourous. I am currently giggling at my desk and my co-teachers think I am drunk (only on looooove for you, Sid!).

[sidjameson]

Damn. Really. I've never been out with a real girl before so actually I thought Lara was based on reality. I guess this day is turning into a real bummer.
But talking of bums. I'm sure with the apprpiate corrective counselling my immature adelescent whims could be rechanneled into the booty department. I'll wrap some heavy weights around my neck that limits the angle I can raise my eye level to. A few weeks of enforced booty watching and I should be a "new man"

6ft, BMW and lets just say that here in Japan due to an extremely limited range I have to import my shoes.

[foster]

Would like to point out that a 38D chest, which I currently possess, does NOTHING in a classroom!!! NOTHING....damn it.

[saudade]

Well I should really be over on the other forum trying to pick up chicks, but okay.

sidjameson, you are cracking me up. You're a force of nature. It's like there's the earth, the sky, and sidjameson. You're on a quest. "Endless Summer", "The Perfect Wave", Don Quixote.

That was hilarious, Yaramaz. Now I'm really happy that I had my hands and feet artificially enlarged.

And LA, I know you're having a bad day, but please just try to remember how fabulous your avatar is. Actually, now that I look at it, it's sort of a pictorial representation of what you did in class....

[denise]

[dmb]

boob envy? I've never heard of that before. Can guys get it?